I have been asked more questions than I feel like answering individually, and so I now speak to you all directly in hopes that what I say here will prevent me from having to repeat myself in the future.

Those of you currently locked in cells, which is where you rightfully deserve to be, may still be wondering how you arrived on my property. I do ( Read more... )

Yes, let us enter the fortified castle of a person whom calls himself a "Beast."

'Tis not the worst idea I have ever heard of.

Fascinating. Truly fascinating ( Read more... )

Ugh... I thought going outside might help, but I still feel pretty sick. Coming out to the lookout wasn't such a great idea after all; I can't make it back to my room anytime soon ( Read more... )

You know what I like the most about this Caravan?

The stairs. Stairs are great. Stairs are convenient. Stairs usually mean that walkways and bridges are still around and haven't... rotted away or been eaten or something.

Walkways and bridges are great, too. You ever tried to get around without either of those things? It's a tricky business. Lots of ( Read more... )