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[ so hello travelers. Donut's got his srs voice on. or something ] I'm looking for someone. He calls himself "Washington;" he's a Freelancer! Has anyone seen or heard anyone by that name here?

[ pause ] And if you can hear this, Washington, I've got something to say: You missed, bitch! I'm not dead!

[ yes, he's not pleased, but that srsness doesn

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[Voice.]

[doesmeanthings]

What? Washington is here? Where are you? Now.

[VOICE]

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[ MOAR SHOOTING SOUNDS ]

Jesus-line-dancing-Christ!

--Huh? Tex? Yeah, he's here! But, I haven't been able to find him since I got here... Grif told me he was hiding somewhere!!

[VOICE]

[doesmeanthings]

Can anyone else confirm he's here?

[VOICE]

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Church talked to him, I think! Not 100% sure, though!

--WHY WON'T YOU DIE?! [ pewpewpew ]

voice;

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Freelancer... the kind that Church was talking about, correct?

[VOICE]

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Y-yeah! You've heard of him??

voice;

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Only generally -- he's one of forty-nine?

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You're going to waist ammo if you keep that up.

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Y-yeah, something like that.. Damnit, I thought maybe you knew him...

[ and the firing stops suddenly ] I've got plenty! I'm not letting that little bastard anywhere near me!!

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What?

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...What?

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What are you babbling about?

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There's a fucking SPIDER ON THE WALL OUT HERE!! It's going to kill me!!

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I'm shooting a spider!! It's getting too close!!

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YES!!

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Donut, what the fuck is that?! (DID WASH GET HIM ALREADY WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE.)

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GRIF!! THERE'S A HUGE SPIDER AND IT'S COMING CLOSER AND OH MY GOD SAVE ME I DON'T WANT TO DIE!!

[wheelwork]

(all of this is over a spider. a spider? a spider? GRIF DOESN'T EVEN...) ......What?! (maybe it's a morrigan spider?)

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ARE YOU DEAF?! I SAID THERE'S A FUCKING SPIDER!!