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[ so hello travelers. Donut's got his srs voice on. or something ] I'm looking for someone. He calls himself "Washington;" he's a Freelancer! Has anyone seen or heard anyone by that name here?

[ pause ] And if you can hear this, Washington, I've got something to say: You missed, bitch! I'm not dead!

[ yes, he's not pleased, but that srsness doesn

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What?

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...What?

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What are you babbling about?

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There's a fucking SPIDER ON THE WALL OUT HERE!! It's going to kill me!!

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Do not murder the spider.

Spiders are not violent creatures.

You, however...

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My ass they're not violent! They're poisonous! And they bite!

Besides, it's already dead!

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Only a small species of spiders are poisonous, fool. I imagine in this world is the same as any others.

[ a long pause. ] You killed it, then?

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Most unfortunate. I imagine 'twas a species that attracts more of its kind by releasing a certain scent upon death.

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.........WHAT?!

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Your death is surely imminent.

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OHMYGODOHMYGOD!!

WHY DIDN'T SIMMONS TELL ME THAT?! FUCKKKKKKKKK!!

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He must be out to get you.

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Who, the spider?? Well, yeah!!

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I meant Simmons. 'tis perhaps the reason why he did not inform you of such deadly things.

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...Simmons?? Simmons wouldn't do that!