{TEXT} kind of obvious what affects him, huh?

[astered]

Well, it's pretty clear this isn't home, but the caravan looks pretty comfy. This is either an elaborate drug trip or a genuinely metaphysical event, but still; all I got was this lousy doohickey: a JUNOGAM. Nice interface and all ♥, but my tech's way better

Comments

[voice]

[thebooksaysso]

[fffft she won't mention how cute the text was. and she won't giggle. really, she won't.]

Words of advice? Look for the giant just outside the village. If you want to get back to where ever you've come from, you'll want to board the caravan with the rest of us before the driver decides he wants to leave.

{VOICE}

[astered]

[He's trying to repress all memories of that incident. FOREVER.]

Thanks, but I would already know if a giant was operating the caravan; and I do. I suppose I'm just wondering--this isn't the first stop of the entire trip, is it?

I was hoping we could start with New Orleans Square and not Fantasyland. They at least serve great popcorn!

{VOICE}

[thebooksaysso]

[repress it all you like, buddy, you've now been officially labeled as "adorable". forever.]

Ah, well as long as you've already found it.... It's the first stop for you and anybody else that's just arrived, yes.

Do they? I've never been.

[voice]

[astered]

Then you, girl, have been missing out. Best transition into Haunted Mansion, I'd say. But personally, I prefer Splash Mountain. Thrills, dude!

You obviously sound like you've been here longer than me. Was the ride ever as sugary-diabetic as this place?

¡voice!

[astered]

[Sighs.] I know, Cloud, I know. A moment of silence, please, for all of my sanity left intact.

[A moment of silence later:]

While I'm surely never touching my keypad again, I don't even know if my voice is safe. I don't even know if yours is, either!

ǝɔıoʌ

[astered]

Just keeping an eye out for ya, bro~.

There are indeed some things you never know~♥.

[You hear a hard facepalm.]

Great, I'm speaking in hearts and tildes and I rhyme~!

Now for that, I've got neither the patience nor the time~♥!

[TEXT]

[cassie_of_troy]

What kind of a name is Robin? Isn't that a bird?

<voice>

[astered]

Hey, lady, Robin's a legitimate name!

[He doesn't even sound serious, just kind of playful.]

Doesn't Robin Hood ring a bell? I doubt he ever got as much flak over his name as I just did.

[TEXT]

[cassie_of_troy]

Who?

{voice}

[astered]

Oh. Right, different universes/universi. Forgot I established that~♥.

I mean, that!

[Whatever willpower he used to suppress these effects were slowly deteriorating! Noes!]

Alas~, I speak like this ♥ again~!
If only you ♥ understood this endless pain~♥!

[Yes; to rhyme with pain, again was pronounced "uh-gayn." And for that, Robin kind of slapped himself.]

[Voice]

[badtouchking]

Word of the advice, expect anything here. Or not. Up to you which you feel like doing.

¡voice!

[astered]

Sure, expecting the unexpected is my thing.

If you know enough about this place, what exactly has happened before?

[Voice]

[badtouchking]

Every time we make a stop something happens. Or we're told to pick up new comers. &hearts

<voice>

[astered]

Yeah, of course something happens, and I must be one of those newcomers. But what about before? Was the last stop this "peachy-keen?"