{TEXT} kind of obvious what affects him, huh?

[astered]

Well, it's pretty clear this isn't home, but the caravan looks pretty comfy. This is either an elaborate drug trip or a genuinely metaphysical event, but still; all I got was this lousy doohickey: a JUNOGAM. Nice interface and all ♥, but my tech's way better

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¡voice!

[astered]

[Sighs.] I know, Cloud, I know. A moment of silence, please, for all of my sanity left intact.

[A moment of silence later:]

While I'm surely never touching my keypad again, I don't even know if my voice is safe. I don't even know if yours is, either!

ǝɔıoʌ

[astered]

Just keeping an eye out for ya, bro~.

There are indeed some things you never know~♥.

[You hear a hard facepalm.]

Great, I'm speaking in hearts and tildes and I rhyme~!

Now for that, I've got neither the patience nor the time~♥!

[voice]

[astered]

Oh yeah~? Just watch ♥, you'll get it too~~!

Damn ♥; in response, I also rhyme~ with you~♥!

[You hear collateral damage in the background.]