As much as I adore cult musicals, and I do, being crazy-glued into a Riff Raff costume is only an inch shy of cruel. Not only are hunchback handymen unglamorous, if I were any more acquainted with my room it and I would be intimate partners
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So, hunchback, huh? I almost can't imagine that.
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I'll take all that to mean you're gettin' by alright today?
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How are you, Dad?
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I'm good so far. You know, tryin' to make sure nobody falls out a window or forgets to get back on the caravan or something.
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[Oh no! he didn't skip your room when you were in costume, did he? Flipping pages in the background. He THOUGHT he delivered pastries to everyone so they didn't have to go out the way they were...]
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I wouldn't trust anything that comes out of that man's mouth.
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I know! I was thinking...that ominous phrasing...
He said something about it being lucky, actually. But he didn't admit any possible danger there. And it's supposed to have flowers... [Hmm. Pensive page-flipping to consult notes in the background.]
It's probably safe enough.
...Unless you want a knife?
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