006 [voice]

[isfullofennui]

As much as I adore cult musicals, and I do, being crazy-glued into a Riff Raff costume is only an inch shy of cruel. Not only are hunchback handymen unglamorous, if I were any more acquainted with my room it and I would be intimate partners

Comments

[rainingcereal]

Riff Raff? As in, that Rocky Horror dude?

[isfullofennui]

Yes.

[rainingcereal]

Yeah, it's kinda creepy to be stuck looking like that.

[isfullofennui]

I had hoped to steer clear of male pattern baldness for at least another forty years.

YOU DIDN'T SEE THAT!

[rainingcereal]

I don't know. Some guys can still look pretty hot bald. Not Riff Raff though. I'm not a fan of the hunchback.

/eyes

[isfullofennui]

I can't imagine anyone being fan of the hunchback. I mean, Quasimodo was a lovely guy, but Esméralda still chose Phoebus.

/eyes back

[rainingcereal]

I'm more of a Frollo sort of guy.

/eyes harder

[isfullofennui]

You're aware that Frollo attempted to rape and then hang Esméralda for rejecting him, right?

/ignores

[rainingcereal]

Well...

/ignores harder

[isfullofennui]

Well?

[rainingcereal]

Well nothing. Knew I should have paid more attention to English classes in school. Guessed that part completely slipped my mind.

[isfullofennui]

Apparently.

Can I just ask, what part of his character did you even find attractive? He's a deranged Archdeacon convinced the Devil sent a beautiful gypsy to test his faith. Not to mention he's described as prematurely aged, grave and deep-sunken.

[rainingcereal]

I like older guys.

Look, are you always so bitchy or are you making a special effort for me?

[isfullofennui]

I was under the impression we were discussing French literature, actually.

[rainingcereal]

Is that what they call it nowadays? I thought I was talking about what kind of guy I find hot. Yes, I'm a fag; if you are going to find me and dig me a new one for that, get a queue number.

...and you didn't see that.

[isfullofennui]

And what exactly would I get out of "digging you a new one"?