006 [voice]

[isfullofennui]

As much as I adore cult musicals, and I do, being crazy-glued into a Riff Raff costume is only an inch shy of cruel. Not only are hunchback handymen unglamorous, if I were any more acquainted with my room it and I would be intimate partners

Comments

[whitegamon]

I've heard the town is quite pleasant.

[isfullofennui]

A pfeffernüsse is pleasant until you forget to dip it in wine and break your teeth.

[whitegamon]

I'm not so sure about fer-fer-news-ers, but I don't think this town would need any wine-dipping.

[isfullofennui]

Considering the reoccurring pattern of dismal events eventuating from entering each town, I'm not sure I can join in your optimism.

[whitegamon]

Dismal is a little bit too much, don't you think?

[isfullofennui]

Let us recap: the first town saw me locked me in a dungeon with no access to food or water, the second town transformed me into a creature of folklore and the last town hurtled me into prepubescence. So no, I don't think 'dismal' is too much.

[whitegamon]

How unfortunate.

[isfullofennui]

Let me guess, you're new here.

[whitegamon]

Not really. Although, I suppose, depending on who you ask, I am.

[isfullofennui]

I'm sorry, was that supposed to make sense?

[whitegamon]

Yes, maybe, no? [/deliberate]

[isfullofennui]

Seriously.

[whitegamon]

I'm not new.

[isfullofennui]

Oh. When did you arrive?