I am:

Very happily employed by a local Japanese Steakhouse.

Fortunate enough to be able to eat fresh sushi on an almost daily basis.

Oddly enough, a suspect in a local murder.

Not currently incarcerated.

In the same cruddy place I've lived in for the last year.

Still wanting to move.

Currently laughing my ass off as five of my co-workers feign disgust at ( Read more... )

         
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I've been 'nudged'.  Ok, yeah, that was at least a week ago, but thought I might post & let what few readers I have know what I've been up to lately.  Honestly, not much.  I've finished school, and I'll probably be hearing about a test date to take the national exam in the next two weeks or so.  I'm only working at one hotel these days, because the ( Read more... )

  This is probably going to piss people off.  Good.  Gods know it's certainly had that effect on me.

Having served in the Military, I can tell you that we always made fun of the fact that the only "authorized" sexual act is 'missionary'.  We never actually thought anyone would get in trouble for "deviating from the authorized course of action", ( Read more... )

I just had a Frank Castle check in.  If that's even as close to being as funny to you as it is to me you're likely as big a dork as I am.

     I've recently acquired a stack of post cards and I think I might actually be up for sending them off to people.  They mostly have photos of some of the finer points of this little place I've been living in.  If you're at all interested in getting one comment here with some kind of mailing address, and I'll probably send one your way.

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This was too good to keep to myself:

You Are Destined to Rule the World
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Aeire, author of Queen of Wands, and Chris, author of Striptease, have teamed up to create a new web comic called Punch an' Pie.  If you're into that sort of thing (and what LJ geek isn't?) I'd highly advise that you check it out.  Something new to help the time pass, yay!

Tonight there will be Zombie films.  I'm looking at a long, booring shift, so I've decided to have a Zombie Film Fest all by my lonesome.  In this nice, quiet, hotel lobby.  First I'll start with Dead Alive.  Next up it'll be Romero's Land of the Dead, to be followed by a personal favorite of mine, 28 Days Later.  I should just have time enough to ( Read more... )