TF: Felis Culpa
Rating: PG
Series: Shattered Glass
Characters: Ravage, Skywarp, Soundwave
Summary: A prank has been pulled, and Soundwave has to determine who is at fault; Skywarp or Ravage
Warnings: None
Disclaimer: As per usual, the good things in life are not mine to have, but belong to someone else... in this case Hasbro, Takara and IDW and anyone else I’ve forgotten…
Authors Notes: For the tf_rare_pairing weekly prompt (Resurrection Sunday) - Skywarp and Ravage, felis culpa ("it's the cat's fault"/"blame the cat") as a pun on felix culpa ("lucky/blessed fault"). You suddenly realise how useful a LOLCat translator is when writing SG!Ravage! Sure this doesn’t quite fit the prompt, but meh.
Feedback makes friends. Flames dealt with by the masters of paranoia and fire, Red Alert and Inferno.
Ravage stared up at Soundwave, looking completely innocent.
“It just ain’t groovy.” Soundwave muttered, looking at Skywarp.
“I’m telling you the truth. Why would I even think of pulling a prank?” Skywarp flared his wings out, looking every inch the hero he was.
“LOL, you found it funneh.” Ravage purred, glancing at Skywarp. Skywarp glared at Ravage.
“I repeat, I would not pull a prank like that. Especially on Starscream.”
“But like, the prank was pulled. And you two were the only ones around.”
“It’s his fault.” Skywarp pointed at Ravage. Ravage just smiled back, a guileless expression on his face. “Just because he looks innocent, doesn’t mean he is.”
“Wuz not me.”
“It ain’t cool to lie, Ravage.” Soundwave crouched down to look at his cassette. Ravage just stared back and repeated himself. Soundwave shook his head.
“I know it were you, Ravage.” He patted the feline on the head. “Just keep a lid on the pranks for a while.”
~*~*~*~*~*~*~
“You are one evil cat.”
“Thaz not nice.” Ravage pouted as he walked along next to Skywarp.
“I’m not saying you’re Autobot evil, but pulling that sort of prank on Starscream while he’s working? That’s just dangerous.”
“Wuz funneh tho.” Ravage grinned, remembering the look on Starscream’s face. Skywarp just shook his head. The cat would never learn.
Series: Shattered Glass
Characters: Ravage, Skywarp, Soundwave
Summary: A prank has been pulled, and Soundwave has to determine who is at fault; Skywarp or Ravage
Warnings: None
Disclaimer: As per usual, the good things in life are not mine to have, but belong to someone else... in this case Hasbro, Takara and IDW and anyone else I’ve forgotten…
Authors Notes: For the tf_rare_pairing weekly prompt (Resurrection Sunday) - Skywarp and Ravage, felis culpa ("it's the cat's fault"/"blame the cat") as a pun on felix culpa ("lucky/blessed fault"). You suddenly realise how useful a LOLCat translator is when writing SG!Ravage! Sure this doesn’t quite fit the prompt, but meh.
Feedback makes friends. Flames dealt with by the masters of paranoia and fire, Red Alert and Inferno.
Ravage stared up at Soundwave, looking completely innocent.
“It just ain’t groovy.” Soundwave muttered, looking at Skywarp.
“I’m telling you the truth. Why would I even think of pulling a prank?” Skywarp flared his wings out, looking every inch the hero he was.
“LOL, you found it funneh.” Ravage purred, glancing at Skywarp. Skywarp glared at Ravage.
“I repeat, I would not pull a prank like that. Especially on Starscream.”
“But like, the prank was pulled. And you two were the only ones around.”
“It’s his fault.” Skywarp pointed at Ravage. Ravage just smiled back, a guileless expression on his face. “Just because he looks innocent, doesn’t mean he is.”
“Wuz not me.”
“It ain’t cool to lie, Ravage.” Soundwave crouched down to look at his cassette. Ravage just stared back and repeated himself. Soundwave shook his head.
“I know it were you, Ravage.” He patted the feline on the head. “Just keep a lid on the pranks for a while.”
~*~*~*~*~*~*~
“You are one evil cat.”
“Thaz not nice.” Ravage pouted as he walked along next to Skywarp.
“I’m not saying you’re Autobot evil, but pulling that sort of prank on Starscream while he’s working? That’s just dangerous.”
“Wuz funneh tho.” Ravage grinned, remembering the look on Starscream’s face. Skywarp just shook his head. The cat would never learn.