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[whyanthony]

I wonder how much money Ron and Hermione spent on their honeymoon.

And whether or not they're actually having sex on their honeymoon.

Comments

[senob]

Anthony, I hate you. I have never said that to another human being before, but I do. Why did I have to move into the one building where you were living. Why did I have to see you again? I was fine until you started talking to me. I wanted us to be friends, but I can't stop thinking about how we were before. At school, I never wanted to love you, and I don't want to keep loving you at all. I want to get on with my life, so I can find someone else to marry. I hate it that I love you. How can you still make me love you? We were miserable together, but being away from you isn't helping. I'm more miserable now. I hate crying and I hate you for making me cry. I hate feeling guilty when I tried to do the right thing, and I hate knowing that I did the wrong thing. I hate that you haven't found someone else, but I'm happy that you haven't. I want you to find someone else, and I want you to be with me again. Please just go away.

Private to Susan.

[whyanthony]

Are you okay?

Private to Anthony

[senob]

Of course I am. Why wouldn't I be?

Private to Susan.

[whyanthony]

You just scribbled out a whole bunch of stuff on my journal and you were drunk at the wedding.

You never drink, Susan.

[missmacdougal]

Not something I ever wanted to think about...

[whyanthony]

It's there now, though. You can't get rid of it.

[missmacdougal]

So I've noticed and now I'm thoroughly disturbed.

[anjomau]

You are a very sick and disturbed man, Goldstein.

[ec_seamus]

The thing about expecting tons of sex on the honeymoon is that it sort of presumes that they haven't been having sex up until that point. I mean, obviously there should be sex...but anyone whom I'd marry, I would have been having sex with already, while I might end up on a honeymoon someplace I'd never been. Not much point in going to Rome for the honeymoon if you're just going to stay in the hotel the whole time.

[mad_meaghan]

They'd BETTER be, it's a waste of a good honeymoon not to.