If someone does not get that woman out of the building right now I am going to PERSONALLY make sure Lee Jordan is evicted by nightfall.

It's a lie, you know. A bloody lie, all of it.

[Private to Griffiths and Wood]
Is there a way we can keep it away block off our floor just in case of possible p emergency? You know for future reference, or maybe we can try it out now just in case, couldn't hurt you know. They can't apparate when they're How far along I wasn't It could be our own personal little drill, like if inferi were going ( Read more... )

[Private to Griffiths]
.....oi.

How long's Olivia been gone?

I thought he was joking about Egypt.
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[Private to Wood]This just in, Egypt's going through another one of those plague thingers they had awhile back, yknow frogs, blood in the water, flaming hail, death of the firstborn... hey you don't have any sibs do you? Maybe you ( Read more... )

What day is it?

...I am the very model of a modern major-general I've information vegetable animal and mineral I know the kings of England and I quote the facts historical from Marathon to Waterloo in order categorical I'm very well-acquainted too with matters mathematical I understand equations both the simple and quadratical about binomial theorems I am teeming ( Read more... )

I know it was all yesterday and I hate to sound like No-Vowels, but the next person who bloody touches me is gonna get it. Hard.

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So this bloody huge fire that was going to turn us all to screaming, writhing lumps of coal in our beds and burn all our belongings to a tasty charry crisp ( Read more... )

I had an adventure this weekend.

So, funny story, I was out drinking friday and kinda out of it but not really, but the people I was with specially this ONE bloke wanted to stick around and I was all eh, I have better things to do than watch you get all smelly and slobbery, buuuuut I was technically on a date with the twerp so I TECHNICALLY had ( Read more... )