Sooo, a bloke goes away on an assignment, believing that he's leaving behind a community drowning in boredom, and realizes that all hell broke lose while he wasn't looking. How disappointing.

And anyone who wants to gag a Hufflepuff should come to my place and bring a camera. Easiest 10 Galleons you'll ever make.

I see some of you have been "talking" with my baby sister, Anita. I hope she hasn't made herself a nuisance (she is a really great kid, but like all children she has no real concept of private property, particularly when armed with markers and crayons) and that the language barrier hasn't been too much trouble ( Read more... )

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What the

Oh, fuck

Eddie, I know this was you
No, wait

AAAAAH!!!!!!!!!

Someone has broken into my place and taken all my clothes - and I do mean all of them ( Read more... )

( Hexed private. )

( Where do you go to, my lovely? )