I am not a proud man. What sees these spiders ( Read more... )

The giant tree frog
sits passive atop the table
looking Dumpy.

A movie review for Possessor states ( Read more... )

Smork 'em if you gor 'em
bork 'em if you bop 'em
hloppo 'em if you shloppo 'em
gleep 'em ifnyou bleep 'em
slokk 'em ifnyou trokk 'em
floor 'em ifnyou bore 'em
shrzoominizinemifnyouflizzem
whelpadelpemifnyoukasmelpem
herkalerkemifnyouwrekaberkem

Truth is we never get new models on Tattooine.

By the time something gets to the outer rims
better fogure on it being a junker or worse.
Sell it for scrap or credits and you still ain't close
to getting off a sunblasted sandpit like this one,
so it's better to just have fun with it.

First time I sped through Beggar's Canyon
I swear there it was like I was ( Read more... )

Aye
Bye
Ci
Dye
Eye
Eff
Gi
Aiche
Eye
Jye
Kye
El
Em
En
O
Pye
Cue
Air
Es
Tye
Uiye
Vye
Double uiye
Ecks
Wye

and

Zye.

For the bingo halls.

For the highschool gymnasiums.

For the open air ampetheater takeover.

For the 200 seat warehouses holding 35 people.

For all the small market cities.

All the forgottwn towns
that want to see two fools
throw each other around
for gas money and comped beers.

For the sweat.

For the nylon car seat.

For the late afternoon sun drenched parking ( Read more... )

and I am completely voided
throat raw and ruined.

It is almost as if the worst has happened to me now
so that it might not be worse tomorrow.

Maybe you have had this things happen where you are using a toaster and you think you have set it on medium and you walk away and then when the bread pops up it is well done to the point of being charcoal. To being nothing there to butter but flakes, just bitter flakes of ash and whatever you planned for you piece of bread is ruined. But the ( Read more... )

A while back I did a post where, in the process of deleting my iTunes playlists, I kind of transposed them into livejournal. I guess what I'm saying is it's time to do that again. And so here is a playlist I liked that I need to clear from my iTunes already.

1. Magnetic Fields - "Absolutely Cuckoo"
2. Yeasayer - "Sunrise"
3. Frank Zappa - "Peaches ( Read more... )