Some kid stole CK's jacket, brought it to the bathroom, and LITERALLY shit in his pocket. CK puts his hands in his pocket and out comes a pile of fresh warm crap. He looks down slowly and the overpowering stench makes him run to the bathroom where he puked all over the fuckin' place. Who the fuck shits in a pocket? I mean, come on! That's beyond ( Read more... )

What's My Comfort Zone?Close Compadre ( Read more... )

I'm sorry that I have not been writing in this as of late, my friends. A lot has been going on here lately. We had a dance last Friday and about 40% showed up drunk, 50% on drugs, and then 10% clean and not doing anything. Guess which percentile I was in? No. Try again. Nope. One more time. Correct! Yes, I was actually clean and doing not doing a ( Read more... )

( My COMIC! )

I'm gonna start my own comic. Yeah, yah bitches! YEah! Uhm... hyper much? :D

FINALLY..... I am in web design! HELL TO THE FUCK YAH!

The search is on!

Pholph's Scrabble Generator

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"Your not welcome here anymore, Amanda."
"Mm.. okay."

RIKKU:"Think we need a password?"

PAINE:"How about; kick...its...ass."

Paine's my sher-o!