I have eaten myself sick. I plan on eating properly in the new year. uninspired new years resolution say what. I gained 17 pounds in 2005. I just finnished watching the suicide girls dvd. beautyful. made me wanna look better though. all I really got to do is stop eating garbage and some sit ups. bikini season will be here before we know it. what a ( Read more... )

I got a boner with an A term paper at the end of it. Go me!

Also..come to my party.rumour has it the grass might play.....that's if the rumors are true and the khyber was indeed double booked.

Shirley ( Read more... )

He has! He Has! Father Christmas has been here!


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"Is it wrong to be sensitive about something when it's your fault? Let's make a little ambiguious case in point. Say you did something and then you find out that normal people don't do these things and someone calls you on it. At first you feel dumb but then for me, I feel defensive. I just wanna live with some relative freedom to jump outside the ( Read more... )

Prepare to taste instant, bloody death, small mammal!! says:
heh, why would you take the time to do that, but not start working on your essay?
Prepare to taste instant, bloody death, small mammal!! says:
you really have to let this "my humps/lumps" thing go
jenn. am i the only person who thinks CANCER when i hear the phrase "lady lumps"? . says: ( Read more... )

What you gon’ do with all that shrimp?
All that shrimp up in your boat?
I’ma make, make, make, make, you float,
make you float right off my boat.
with your stumps, your stumps, your stump, your stump ,your stump,
I'm gump, I'm gump, I'm gump, my lovely jennie's gump. (Check it out)

uh, it's a work in progess.i'm suppose to be writting a paper.

I thought for a while yesterday that I might be schizophrenic. After reading about it I felt beyond sick but mental illness free. I was once told as a child that talking to yourself is a sign of a creative person. My soliloquies never stop. Tonight I sat on my bathroom counter with my feet in the sink. Concerned about art and wrinkles. I'm a ( Read more... )

so I had to go to the mall today to by some black plants for this crappy job i'm starting sunday. the mall is a madhouse and apparently asking for size 13 pants is like trying to bum your way to the holy grail. i went into one of those stores, the kind that just want you to buy expensive brand name jeans. imediately asked if I needed help. it was a ( Read more... )

my space is being heated by a 1500 watt metal instrument of love. my new boyfriend ( Read more... )