My life sucks so I'm running away [voice mail]

[whitedeviljack]

[So graduation ended rather unfavorably for Raiden. He left prom early, got smashed and probably smashed a few faces including his own at some of the local bars scattered around in Final Destination City. The few days after he has spent nursing his wounds and sulking in his dorm and being generally absent, with the exception of sneaking out to play

Comments

[Message]

[goaheadnblunder]

Hey! This is the janitor, right?

Leon Powalski.

I spilled formaldehyde all over my lab when I was looking at some of the old specimens from storage. Can you clean that up?

Re: [Message]

[whitedeviljack]

[Raiden listens and skips over this message. SADNESS AND SORROW FOR THE SPECIMENS.]

[And very unaware for the many messages to follow.]

[no]

[ocelol]

[an text message]
USE THE COOLANT TO KILL THOSE COCKROACHES

Re: [no]

[whitedeviljack]

[M-MY RATIONS!]

[ocelol]

[SHOULDA CHECKED YOUR TEXT MESSAGES SOONER, BUB.]

THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING.

[umbreon_blacky]

[So Blacky finally decided her black eye had faded away enough to be easily hidden with coverup, and went patrolling the school. Even if that meant she was bound to run into that stupid janitor at some point. ...She should probably talk to him anyway. She'd have to, sooner or later. She wanted to talk to him again.

But he wasn't anywhere around. That was... strange. Was he in his office? No, but there was an answering machine there! Was that always there? Hmm. Well, might as well leave a message if she can't talk to him directly. Start recording.]

. . .

. . .

. . .

[Except she can't think of anything to say. So here is a message full of a few minutes of silence before a frustrated sigh at the very end.]

Re: THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING.

[whitedeviljack]

[He kind of does the same thing after he's done listening to this one.]

Seriously she will spam him during the whole vacation.

[umbreon_blacky]

[About ten minutes later she came right back into the room and pressed the button again!]

...It's me. I wanted to-- I'm not-- Hmm.

I was hoping to run into you today, but neither you or your car are anywhere to be found. Have you gone back to New York during the break? I hear they've got a store just packed with Pokemon-related merchandise. See if they have something called 'Aprijuice' there. I'm curious to try it.

...No. I shouldn't be asking you for anything. Don't worry about it. I'll order some online.

Enjoy your trip, I suppose. I'd like to see you when you get back.

Re: Seriously she will spam him during the whole vacation.

[goaheadnblunder]

[Leon comes into the room wondering why this deadbeat Janitor isn't answering his calls. He is still bandaged on his right hand/wrist and over his left eye, which, back at the prom was hidden by his nice hat]

Oh. Hello.

Re: Seriously she will spam him during the whole vacation.

[umbreon_blacky]

[WHOOPS Blacky just nonchalantly turns around and tries to hide the answering machine from Leon's field of vision. Not that leaving a message on it is wrong or anything. She's totally innocent, right? There is NOTHING sad about being a stalker and leaving a hundred messages within an hour of each other oh wait yes there is.]

Ah... Good afternoon, Leon. If you're looking for Raiden, I'm afraid he seems to be gone.

Re: Seriously she will spam him during the whole vacation.

[goaheadnblunder]

[Whatever Blacky was doing, she was just being Blacky so no, it totally didn't spike Leon's attention one bit. Surely! Of course he's not using one eye to scan around her!]

I need him to clean my lab and office. I can't do it with one hand!

[goaheadnblunder]

Leon again!

My Oho Jees just pooped in my office. You'll also need to come with some strong disinfecting spray.

[whitedeviljack]

[Damn it. Raiden is at this point wondering if he could try to remotely access those cypher-rhoombas and tell them to go to Leon's office.]