My life sucks so I'm running away [voice mail]

[whitedeviljack]

[So graduation ended rather unfavorably for Raiden. He left prom early, got smashed and probably smashed a few faces including his own at some of the local bars scattered around in Final Destination City. The few days after he has spent nursing his wounds and sulking in his dorm and being generally absent, with the exception of sneaking out to play

Comments

[goaheadnblunder]

O- Well goddammit!

There's a scratch on my desk! Some hooligan must have vandalized my office while I was gone!

C-Can you bring some scratch polish while you're at it?

[whitedeviljack]

[Trying to remotely access cypher-rhoombas from his cellphone and failing.]

[things_go_boom]

[CODEC CALL FROM AFRO KID]

WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU?

That is a nicely modeled 3D answering machine you got there...

[whitedeviljack]

[No reply]

...

Shut up it was on sale.

[things_go_boom]

Tell me where you are. That's an order.

[Pause]

YOU BETTER NOT BE DEAD!

[Pause]

You're not dead are you?

[whitedeviljack]

[After another minute of agonizing silence, finally a reply. His voice sounds low and hoarse.]

No. I'm not.

A FEW HOURS AFTER THE LAST ONE...

[umbreon_blacky]

[This time she called from her own phone. Probably pacing very ANGRILY in her dorm.]

You said I was the one using you? Look at you! You didn't ask me to be your date to the prom but still expected that I'd act like it? You're the one who's just going to up and leave and go back to HER after all this! We even discussed that!

You're not even--

. . .

[Deeeep, deep breath. Hold. Release. Phew...]

I just... I don't understand. And not understanding upsets me, and when I'm upset I can be a little... I know I do foolish things. All of the time. It's not you. While sometimes I can be a little upset with you, it's...

What do you want me to say? I don't want to compete with someone you already are in a relationship with. I'd be the worst choice, I think. If not for stupid things like this then because I'd probably-- my health is too unreliable for... anything.

[Silence, and then a sound like... a fizzy drink being opened?]

Call m-- Well, you probably shouldn't call back. I wouldn't know what else to say. You've probably gotten sick of

Re: A FEW HOURS AFTER THE LAST ONE...

[whitedeviljack]

[He listens to this one more than once.]

[No reply, of course.]

And then an hour after THAT. I told you she'd spam it. :'|

[umbreon_blacky]

[Somebody is not half as well-spoken as they usually are. Her speech is slurred and her voice sounds a little hoarse. Tsk tsk, Blacky. Some role model you turned out to be.]

I didn't wanna hear from you anyway, you... you janitor and not a teacher! It doesn't matter if you're here or there because I'd be just as lonely anyways! 'Cause nobody, nooobody's ever goinga make me feel like he did, and I devoted my entire LIFE to him and then he just abandons me without a second thought! And then I had to be at his stupid wedding too and watch him devote HIS life to someone else entirely. I don't wanna marry him I just wanted to be there and I never should have tried being human because things were a lot more simpler when it was me and him and Raticate and Golduck and not this stupid school and not stupid YOU

Re: And then an hour after THAT. I told you she'd spam it. :'|

[whitedeviljack]

[BLAH BLAH BLAH DELETE]

Re: And then an hour after THAT. I told you she'd spam it. :'|

[whitedeviljack]

[Wait what was that part about abandoning and wedding and... oh man he can't remember half the stupid message now great]

MIDNIGHT OF THE FIRST DAY.

[umbreon_blacky]

I went out to the thing for your cars. I was going to marrrk on it but you took it away you slimy bastard.

[And then there is a frustrated half-bark and the sound of many buttons being pushed before she finally hits the one to hang up.]

Re: MIDNIGHT OF THE FIRST DAY.

[whitedeviljack]

[WORSE THAN ROSE DELETE]