My life sucks so I'm running away [voice mail]

[whitedeviljack]

[So graduation ended rather unfavorably for Raiden. He left prom early, got smashed and probably smashed a few faces including his own at some of the local bars scattered around in Final Destination City. The few days after he has spent nursing his wounds and sulking in his dorm and being generally absent, with the exception of sneaking out to play

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Seriously she will spam him during the whole vacation.

[umbreon_blacky]

[About ten minutes later she came right back into the room and pressed the button again!]

...It's me. I wanted to-- I'm not-- Hmm.

I was hoping to run into you today, but neither you or your car are anywhere to be found. Have you gone back to New York during the break? I hear they've got a store just packed with Pokemon-related merchandise. See if they have something called 'Aprijuice' there. I'm curious to try it.

...No. I shouldn't be asking you for anything. Don't worry about it. I'll order some online.

Enjoy your trip, I suppose. I'd like to see you when you get back.

Re: Seriously she will spam him during the whole vacation.

[goaheadnblunder]

[Leon comes into the room wondering why this deadbeat Janitor isn't answering his calls. He is still bandaged on his right hand/wrist and over his left eye, which, back at the prom was hidden by his nice hat]

Oh. Hello.

Re: Seriously she will spam him during the whole vacation.

[umbreon_blacky]

[WHOOPS Blacky just nonchalantly turns around and tries to hide the answering machine from Leon's field of vision. Not that leaving a message on it is wrong or anything. She's totally innocent, right? There is NOTHING sad about being a stalker and leaving a hundred messages within an hour of each other oh wait yes there is.]

Ah... Good afternoon, Leon. If you're looking for Raiden, I'm afraid he seems to be gone.

Re: Seriously she will spam him during the whole vacation.

[goaheadnblunder]

[Whatever Blacky was doing, she was just being Blacky so no, it totally didn't spike Leon's attention one bit. Surely! Of course he's not using one eye to scan around her!]

I need him to clean my lab and office. I can't do it with one hand!

Re: Seriously she will spam him during the whole vacation.

[umbreon_blacky]

[And Blacky is totally not blatantly edging from side to side to thwart his efforts.
Come to think of it the blasted thing is probably still running.]

Goodness... How did you ever get by before we had a janitor?

Re: Seriously she will spam him during the whole vacation.

[goaheadnblunder]

[Oh stop it, Blacky! You're reading everyone's messages under some scheme, aren't you?]

I had two hands. How else?

Re: Seriously she will spam him during the whole vacation.

[umbreon_blacky]

[NO BUT THAT IS A GREAT IDEA.]

Ah, yes. I'd offer to help, but I'm hardly useful when it comes to physical labour.

You haven't been picking at the wound or anything, have you? Let's not have you get some hideous scar...

Re: Seriously she will spam him during the whole vacation.

[goaheadnblunder]

[Do it! EHEHEHEHE! Get everyone's personal dirt when needing a janitor]

Did I ever pick my wounds before?

Re: Seriously she will spam him during the whole vacation.

[umbreon_blacky]

[TEEHEE. DIRT. JANITOR. i c wat u did.]

I'm not entirely sure... But it is a nasty habit and many people fall into it quite easily.

[And then there is a loud beep as the TIME LIMIT kicks in and the recording stops. Pfff thank you message machine.]

Re: Seriously she will spam him during the whole vacation.

[goaheadnblunder]

Well I'm in too much pain to try that now. I did get slashed in the face, too, you kn-

[Leon's eyes dart around the room]

What was that beep?

Re: Seriously she will spam him during the whole vacation.

[umbreon_blacky]

Beep? Oh, ah, I heard something too. It sounded like it must have been Jack's message machine, that's all. I completely forgot he had one! But anyway, let's see about getting your office cleaned...

Re: Seriously she will spam him during the whole vacation.

[goaheadnblunder]

Was it record-

Didn't you just tell me you were incapable of helping me? I'm a cripple, not a moron!

Re: Seriously she will spam him during the whole vacation.

[umbreon_blacky]

I'm not completely incapable! I'm certain I can lift a mop without passing out.

Re: Seriously she will spam him during the whole vacation.

[goaheadnblunder]

And you're suddenly deciding to help me because?

Re: Seriously she will spam him during the whole vacation.

[umbreon_blacky]

I'm not allowed to be helpful to somebody I was once friends with, whether he remembers or not? Goodness. Alright, I'll sit here and leave you to your own devices.

Re: Seriously she will spam him during the whole vacation.

[goaheadnblunder]

ONCE friends? How did I end up sleeping with you again?

[glad the machine isn't recording anymore, aren't you?]