In which House hates me for life

[whatstheddx]

Stole'd from lieu_murphyWhile it's autumn on my side of the world, it's spring on House's side of the world. Which means one thing: babies

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[lieu_murphy]

I do so love this meme.

[whatstheddx]

House and Murphy's kid is what's technically classed as "an accident". When Murphy tells House she's pregnant, they have a huge fight which results in neither of them seeing each other again for close to three months. House doesn't want a kid and he's not entirely convinced Murphy wants a kid, even though she refuses to get an abortion when he tells her to do something about it

[lieu_murphy]

It's all so detailed and exactly how things would probably go between the two of them. That ending kills me though. Great work.

[whatstheddx]

That was incredibly fun to write. I want more people to respond to this meme so I can write more of these random universes!

[seatofreason]

Like Wilson needs somebody else to mother.

[whatstheddx]

Somehow, House and Wilson end up together. They never talk about how it happened or why, and they don't even live together because half the time they can't even stand each other. Wilson mentions once or twice in their three years of being together thus far that, while he's glad kids never eventuated from any of his failed marriages, he still sometimes wished he'd had kids. It's the Normal Thing To Do, you see. House never says anything other than insulting jibes at him, so Wilson thinks House isn't listening to him, which isn't anything new

[whatstheddx]

Wilson suggests surrogacy. House asks Wilson if he's freakin' nuts. That idea is quickly nipped in the bud after they get into another explosive argument over who's sperm would do the walking. They make a few more trips out over the next few weeks to check the kids out more and each time, House is drawn to Alex. In the end, Wilson is, too

[seatofreason]

It's pretty fantastic -- and just the way that I could picture it going down. I was hoping you wouldn't go the surrogacy route; not that I don't think it's admirable or a good thing, just that with the two of them? Well, like you pointed out, it'd be a slap-fight as to who gets to take the lead. Plus, I don't think that either Wilson or House would be comfortable inviting a "third party" into it. Wilson would probably fall in love with her. House would probably nail her on one of the nights Wilson works late.

I like how it's not perfect. It's very real, very accessible. Kids aren't easy. But I think both Wilson and House are stubborn enough to try and make the best life possible for that little boy.

....I can totally see it.

[hbic_cuddy]

Just for giggles, I want to see a H/W/Cu kid from the LOM verse.

[whatstheddx]

You know what? I'm going to write a fic for this one. So, give me a few days and you'll see the LoM!kid.

[hbic_cuddy]

I can't wait to see what you come up with :-)

[not_a_savage]

Plz?

[drlisacuddy]

Plox? :D