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whateverthemess

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Sep 18, 2010 18:58

Half of you want to give them the bum's rush and half of you can't wait to waste your scratch on them. Isn't that just like a small town ( Read more... )

breach: freakshow, barge fuckery is like being at home

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whateverthemess September 19 2010, 00:21:04 UTC

[PFFFF. 8|]

I fit well enough where I am. Y'all need someone to make you feel righteous in the morning--may as well let you tip me for it.

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whateverthemess September 20 2010, 02:11:12 UTC

Don't have none, alas. My poor soul.

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actuallyagolem September 19 2010, 00:04:50 UTC

Yeah, except nobody would pay to see our winos and crackpots dance.

whateverthemess September 19 2010, 00:21:06 UTC

Why should they when they don't have to? Take a walk 'round noontime and you'll see it for free.

actuallyagolem September 19 2010, 00:25:25 UTC

I don't want to see them dance though. Especially if they're in skirts.

whateverthemess September 20 2010, 02:11:29 UTC

No? You the trouser type?

This is probably... the same line he used on her ~years ago~ bythe_books September 19 2010, 00:56:37 UTC

Aww, c'mon, love, don't be like that. Me and my brother can show you a good time.

[TO SOMEBODY ELSE IN THE SAME ROOM AS HIM.]

OI, RIGHT, EDDIE?

FFFFFFUUUUUUU whateverthemess September 20 2010, 02:08:45 UTC

I ain't your love and you won't show me nothing that I couldn't see elsewhere.

[HISSSS.]

WHY BB WHY bythe_books September 20 2010, 02:10:24 UTC

I can show you how they make love in Siam...

WHY DO YOU THINK YOU SLEEZE whateverthemess September 20 2010, 02:33:34 UTC

You can show your ass to the edge of town and past it.

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The good doctor has totally been a dick to her before. ;) doctor_j_crane September 19 2010, 01:14:56 UTC

I believe that I asked you to refrain from using the journal system, Miss Murphy. We do not need to hear the opinions of your kind.

;; BIIIITCH whateverthemess September 20 2010, 02:10:04 UTC

Oh, did you now? Must have slipped my mind, all those nasty thoughts I got to fill it instead.

:CCC doctor_j_crane September 20 2010, 02:16:32 UTC

Yes, I did. Several times.

I'm an sincerely surprised that such vulgar thoughts left your mind for even a few seconds.

whateverthemess September 20 2010, 02:33:30 UTC

Dear me, your instructions are just so valuable, however could I have forgotten.

I was asleep, y'see.

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youcandielater September 19 2010, 03:16:47 UTC

You forgot to mention the whores. A sinner may only find her place amongst her own. It's no wonder you think so little of our town, considering what filth you lay with.

[JUDGMENT.]

whateverthemess September 20 2010, 02:14:01 UTC

Now, don't be so hard on your daddy, missus.

youcandielater September 21 2010, 04:37:31 UTC

It's that attitude that's gonna damn you straight to hell, Estelle Olsen, if you're already feeling the fires on your heels.

whateverthemess September 29 2010, 04:55:08 UTC

I'll have plenty of self-righteous company.