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[whateverthemess]

Half of you want to give them the bum's rush and half of you can't wait to waste your scratch on them. Isn't that just like a small town

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This is probably... the same line he used on her ~years ago~

[bythe_books]

Aww, c'mon, love, don't be like that. Me and my brother can show you a good time.

[TO SOMEBODY ELSE IN THE SAME ROOM AS HIM.]

OI, RIGHT, EDDIE?

FFFFFFUUUUUUU

[whateverthemess]

I ain't your love and you won't show me nothing that I couldn't see elsewhere.

[HISSSS.]

WHY BB WHY

[bythe_books]

I can show you how they make love in Siam...

WHY DO YOU THINK YOU SLEEZE

[whateverthemess]

You can show your ass to the edge of town and past it.

YOU'RE JUST PREJUDICED AGAINST SHAM FREAKS

[bythe_books]

[IN MOCK PAIN:] Ah, so intolerant. It just breaks my heart.

NO SHE'S JUST PREJUDICED AGAINST YOU.

[whateverthemess]

I'll break more'n that. [SHE DOES NOT MEAN YOUR FACE.]