[A distinct British voice is heard.]

You have reached the voice message service of Bruce Wayne. Please, leave a message and I will ensure that it is received if not returned. Thank you very much.

A single sheet of paper is inside a plain white envelope. It's delivered to Mary Jane Watson's apartment on May 6th. On the paper is written:

MJ

Happy birthday. Have some ponies. I have no idea where these are kept in NYC. Maybe Harry will know.

Sincerely,

B.W.And yes, tethered to the small gate outside of MJ's apartment building are two ( Read more... )

Why do I have 176 messages on my voicemail? And puppies?

Why is Alfred laughing?

Alfred made Irish stew last night. I'd like to buy Ireland.

THIS? Is my profile right now. If anyone would care to step forward and accept the blame for this deed, I will accept an apology in written form.

Feel free to come forward and share your 'Squirrel Love' story.

Through sharing, we can find closure.

Sincerely,

Bruce Wayne