Gettin' my geek on 1 (Because you know there will be more): Interviews

[what_4th_wall]

YO! It's time for all you hippie geeks all into self-love (YOU know what I mean!) and psychological issues to lay it out there on the table for ole 'Pool. Not that a lot of you follow my home digs, but for those of you who DO! Neph had to go and be a stickler for the rules which is ironic on SO many levels, so I'm posting this here. Not making any

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[alloyed]

Way to man up, boss!

[what_4th_wall]

1. Seriously, what anime are you from???

1.a. How do you feel about tentacles?
1.b. How do tentacles feel about you?

2. Why the fear of sex? You live with Hugh effing Jackman. for crying out loud!

3. If uber-powerful aliens came down to Earth and DEMANDED that we eliminate all of our ridiculous genres, but we bargained them down to getting to keep just one - which would it be, Bollywood, Anime, or Spanish Soap Operas? (You may choose "Other", but you must have a DAMN good reason and explanation for doing so!)

4. You killed a dude with a cross. That's totally METAL. Why the bitterness towards religion? I think the dude you offed should be more bitter! He got nailed by IRONY!

5. So when you gonna upgrade from stealing for hire to killing of hire? (Might help you get over that priest! More kills makes each one mean less. Trust me.) You've gotta keep climbing that corporate ladder until you hit partner!

[alloyed]

1. This one! I'd be this chick (she's a four-leaf clover, I'm a ten-metal user...top of the pile either way.)
a. If they're not fried and crumbled up on pasta, I don't wanna hear about it.
b. I try not to get close enough to have a conversation with any.

2. It's not a fear, okay?! It's a...it's a distaste. I don't like it when people stare at me, so it's not fair for me to stare at other people. And it's like nobody wants me because they like hanging out with me or because I'm smart or 'cuz I'm damn good at what I do...they want me because I've got a pretty face or unusual hair or a vagina. And you know what? Fuck that. I don't have time for that shit, and I really don't have time to figure out if somebody's deeper than that

[onikins]

5. If it's any consolation, you are definitely smarter than me. And Han. And most definitely Ash.

[its_notluck]

I've already done this.

[what_4th_wall]

1. Some people wanna be like Mike. You have regeneration. Does that mean you wanna be like Wade? Or Wolvie? You know the drill, if so, why, if not, why not

[its_notluck]

1. ...I don't want to be like anyone but myself. Lame answer, sure, but I was born this way and not because I wanted to be like someone else. I mean, Wade has a bunch of cool toys (not like that, dirty mind!) but he's also a little...different. Wolvie is cool with his strength and claws but he's so cranky.

2. You don't flirt! You mock! Also, in case you haven't noticed, he gets angry icons a lot too. I don't have a fetish, shut up. It's a complicated situation and you just...nevermind.

3. I do not make him say that! He's Sylar, not Spock. I'm pretty sure he'd glare at me if I asked him to say it. Not that I would want him to anyhow.

4. I think I have.

5. ....Anime because I like it sometimes. There's lots of different types for all kinds of people. I'm sure you like the adult stuff.

6. Sorry, no bonus round. It says FIVE questions.

[what_4th_wall]

Nice answers! But I do flirt, because you're every cheerleader fetish I've ever had personified into one HOT package!

Are you SUUUURE he's not Spock? I've got a Blu Ray disc here that might make you bang your head against the fourth wall...

Waitwhat??? No lesbian answers? But I gave you an EXTRA ego stroke with a sixth question!!! It's all for you! And you deny the extra introspective attention whoring? I don't get it!!!

[mabofwinterdark]

If you can handle the truth.

[what_4th_wall]

1. What's your FAVORITE kink? And will I ever get to do it for you? (Oh c'mon, it's the obvious question!)

2. I've known you to have two PBs. I know you've had more. Who's your fave? Which one has the best sex?

3. Worst case scenario! Bobby, through his Criminal Intent connections, gets a DAMN good lawyer and gets custody of not one but ALL of the kiddos. What happens to Mab? OR! Would you break ties with the humans by breaking their laws and keep the kids anyway? What then? (Sorry, had to counter all the sex with something deep and serious!)

4. I know you like both, but what's your fave - toys or au naturale? You know the drill! Gotta fill in the "why"!

5. If uber-powerful aliens came down to Earth and DEMANDED that we eliminate all of our ridiculous genres, but we bargained them down to getting to keep just one - which would it be, Bollywood, Anime, or Spanish Soap Operas? (You may choose "Other", but you must have a DAMN good reason and explanation for doing so!)

[mabofwinterdark]

1. Kinbaku. Of all the many lovers I've ever had, I've trusted exactly two to take the dominant role. IF we do, well, we'll see.

2. I haven't had sex with this face, so the sampling isn't fair. This is currently my favorite, I'd be using another. Best sex, hmmmmm, well, that was a long way back, you might not recognize me.

3. I'd be obligated to find a way to kill him. I'm a queen and they are my heirs. There is no middle ground. And just because I couldn't use that face doesn't mean I have to break human ties.

4. There's a reason I put up with men. If nothing else, it's nice to not be the only one in control of the movement from time to time. And it's hard to have any kind of emotional connection to a hunk of plastic, glass, bone, wood, or metal.

5. You're really going to recycle a question on me? Fine. My Spanish is too rusty for Spanish Soap Operas to be anything but annoying. I don't care about anime. Bollywood is beautiful and cheerful.

[what_4th_wall]

1. God that's hot. I had to Google it, and that was one HAPPY Google!

2. We'll have to fix that! I think I'm doing well!

3. Thought so! *already plotting with his image inducer*

4. Oh, I meant WITH a man! Like, a dude using toys at you or just going at it hot flesh to hot flesh.

5. Not recycle! I'm using this as a chance to poll my buds! This is something I really worry about. *solemn*

[onikins]

Oh Gaia, Gaia-- WHY am I doing this?

...Interview me.

[what_4th_wall]

1. You ever gonna friend me back there, champ? You're clearly trollin' my digs! You know you want to!

2. 36-24-36 you ain't, so what are you? Quantify that booty!

3. What's your favorite kink with Wolvie? Inquiring minds are DYING to know!

4. You're the BFF of the love interest. You got my back, or is it gonna be one heckuva fight? Why or why not!

4.a. If the former, you down for a threesome some day?
4.b If the latter, you down for a threesome some day?

5. If uber-powerful aliens came down to Earth and DEMANDED that we eliminate all of our ridiculous genres, but we bargained them down to getting to keep just one - which would it be, Bollywood, Anime, or Spanish Soap Operas? (You may choose "Other", but you must have a DAMN good reason and explanation for doing so!)

[onikins]

1. Technically, I was trollin' Mab's digs where she referenced this. I will friend you ON THE CONDITION that you do NOT go through my stuff and retroactively start some shit. I'm warning you! The good lord giveth f-status, and taketh away!
2. Don't wanna.
3. Ohoho-- Are you seriously asking me to pick one? Just one? Or are you asking me why I manraped him in the first place? You're going to have to specify.
4. Grrrrr-- You electrocuted Logan! I thought he was dead! Ignoring th'goddamned HOOTERS PLANE--Hell no, I don't have your back!
A. Not now.
B. Not ever.
5. Oh fer chrissakes, this question again? All of the above.

[what_4th_wall]

1. I just want you to hit me up with questions too...Does the wedding count as retroactive???

2. Ah ah aaaah!!! You are COMPELLED by the power of the meme to answer!! It's like truth serum, or some kind of crazy Harry Potter truth spell, or something like that.

3. Just one! Your favorite! Not why you manraped him, but what you like to DO to him - or have him do to you!!! I suppose you can have a tie...

4. Water under the bridge! He stabbed me through the spine! We're still buds!

5. Nonono, You have to choose ONE! The uber-aliens will only go so far! If you choose all of them, then we'll just LOSE all of them! They are lenient but not merciful!!!!! Choose, Beebs, for the love of all that is holy, choose!!!

That icon is so hot and has boobsex written all over it...

[animus_nocendi]

I don't know why I'm doing this.

[what_4th_wall]

Me neither!!!

1. SERIOUSLY. Have you EVER played a Mall Santa, even once? Have you considered it? Would you? (Three in one! But related!)

2. Dig deep, man. Why ARE you doing this? Inquiring minds want to psychoanalyze you!

3. For a dude that hates people, why go and be the sperm donor for FOUR of them?

4. Why the fixation on Mab? What does she do for that twisted little mind of yours?

5. And yep, you guessed it...If uber-powerful aliens came down to Earth and DEMANDED that we eliminate all of our ridiculous genres, but we bargained them down to getting to keep just one - which would it be, Bollywood, Anime, or Spanish Soap Operas? (You may choose "Other", but you must have a DAMN good reason and explanation for doing so!)

[animus_nocendi]

1. No. No. No.

2. I'm secretly a masochist.

3. Who said anything about hating kids? And when they turn 18, I can kick them out. Though, they're not exactly my biggest responsibility anymore, are they?

4. Why do you breathe? You just do.

5. Well...neither. But. Having to pick one, I'd go with Spanish Soap Opera because at least I could understand what was going on.