Gettin' my geek on 1 (Because you know there will be more): Interviews

[what_4th_wall]

YO! It's time for all you hippie geeks all into self-love (YOU know what I mean!) and psychological issues to lay it out there on the table for ole 'Pool. Not that a lot of you follow my home digs, but for those of you who DO! Neph had to go and be a stickler for the rules which is ironic on SO many levels, so I'm posting this here. Not making any

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[what_4th_wall]

1. Some people wanna be like Mike. You have regeneration. Does that mean you wanna be like Wade? Or Wolvie? You know the drill, if so, why, if not, why not!

2. I flirt, you give me the Angry Claire icons. Sylar flirts, you go all melty melty please touch me my eyes say no but my body says yes. What gives? You got a fetish for Sybrows?

3. Actually...what part of Sylar DO you have a fetish for? Do you make him say "live long and prosper" in bed? (You KNOW that if you make him do the sign in naughty places then you really ARE every geek's wet dream.)

4. What's with all the Daddy issues? And why, for a person who has so many Daddy issues, have you never actually gone all the way cliche and said "You're not my REAL dad!"?

5. If uber-powerful aliens came down to Earth and DEMANDED that we eliminate all of our ridiculous genres, but we bargained them down to getting to keep just one - which would it be, Bollywood, Anime, or Spanish Soap Operas? (You may choose "Other", but you must have a DAMN good reason and explanation for doing so!)

BONUS ROUND!

6. Lesbians?

[its_notluck]

1. ...I don't want to be like anyone but myself. Lame answer, sure, but I was born this way and not because I wanted to be like someone else. I mean, Wade has a bunch of cool toys (not like that, dirty mind!) but he's also a little...different. Wolvie is cool with his strength and claws but he's so cranky.

2. You don't flirt! You mock! Also, in case you haven't noticed, he gets angry icons a lot too. I don't have a fetish, shut up. It's a complicated situation and you just...nevermind.

3. I do not make him say that! He's Sylar, not Spock. I'm pretty sure he'd glare at me if I asked him to say it. Not that I would want him to anyhow.

4. I think I have.

5. ....Anime because I like it sometimes. There's lots of different types for all kinds of people. I'm sure you like the adult stuff.

6. Sorry, no bonus round. It says FIVE questions.

[what_4th_wall]

Nice answers! But I do flirt, because you're every cheerleader fetish I've ever had personified into one HOT package!

Are you SUUUURE he's not Spock? I've got a Blu Ray disc here that might make you bang your head against the fourth wall...

Waitwhat??? No lesbian answers? But I gave you an EXTRA ego stroke with a sixth question!!! It's all for you! And you deny the extra introspective attention whoring? I don't get it!!!

[its_notluck]

Really? Because I get more of the mocking and aggravating than the flirting, it seems.

Nope, he's not Spock. Trust me.

....Well, that wasn't really a clear question. Were you asking me what I felt about lesbians? Do I like them? Dislike them? What?

[what_4th_wall]

More how you feel about your canon lesbian adventures!

[its_notluck]

Awkward.

[what_4th_wall]

Yeah...you need me to shoot the writer that came up with that? I can cut you a discount...

[its_notluck]

...How much would it cost?

[what_4th_wall]

$50k?

Of course, I'd accept nudie shots of you too. It doesn't pay the bills, but they make me so happy!

[its_notluck]

...I'll see if Pepper will help me.