Gettin' my geek on 1 (Because you know there will be more): Interviews
YO! It's time for all you hippie geeks all into self-love (YOU know what I mean!) and psychological issues to lay it out there on the table for ole 'Pool. Not that a lot of you follow my home digs, but for those of you who DO! Neph had to go and be a stickler for the rules which is ironic on SO many levels, so I'm posting this here. Not making any promises as to how punctual I'll be in indulging you, but whatever. You'll get your questions eventually!
Here are the rules:
1. Leave me a comment saying, "Interview me."
2. I will respond by asking you 5 questions of a very personal nature.
3. You will update your LJ with the answers to the questions.
4. You will include this and an offer to interview someone else in the post.
5. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them 5 questions.
And do NOT hit me up if you are gonna punk out and not toss this up. I'll be checking up on some bitches! If you've hit somebody else up for some questions and haven't posted this here attention whoring, then you get NADA!
If I don't know you, I'm just gonna make shit up to ask you. Of course, that might be fun. Hell, if I DO know you, I might just make shit up to ask you. Ha!
From Nephele!
1. On a scale of one to ten, how much "special" knowledge of events are you really operating off of?
2. How long does it take to make a pool full of pancakes?
3. Why the obsession with joining the X-men, anyway? Cyclops seems like a total tool.
4. If you lose a limb, does it have to be stitched back into place, or will it reattach if you just hold it against the stump long enough?
5. Who ya gonna call?
1. I've been riding the short bus for as long as I could remember! I'd give that an 8. I don't know what's going to come out of YOUR mouth, but I know everything you've ever said here, in OOC, and in IC. If you were not an OC, I'd know that stuff too. Or I just know what your wiki says. Whatever.
2. It was a labor of love! I didn't pay attention to the time. 37 hours
3. Do you know how valuable straight guys are? And I'm not talking hetero, I'm talking people with flagpoles shoved up their butts like Cyke. Doing solo books has me cycling through a revolving door of lovable NPCs. The fans get a little miffed when those NPCs drop with their writers.
4. It'll reattach. But I can grow new limbs too. Some are easy, like my penis. *whacks that off* JESUSGODOWMOTHER...okay I'm better. Others are harder, like my arm. *whacks that off too* SONOFA...Gimme a few hours...
5. A anesthesiologist...and a janitor...*bleeding all over the place* AND the GHOSTBUSTERS! In case I die. I want to haunt ALL of you bitches and be takin' out in STYLE.
From Mab!
1. Do you mind that I came to see you...after?
2. Do you always wear the spandex at home, or just when you know people are coming?
3. When you imagine a perfectly happy life, what does it involve?
4. TV or Sex?
5. What do you dream about?
1. Nope! Never gonna turn down more Mab time! But you knew that at least deep down, if not closer to the surface. Silly question! Next!
2. Depends on the mood. My biological skin sucks, so I've adopted it as my real skin! Just like the mask is my face, really. I wear other things, but the suit is who I am.
3. I don't imagine perfectly happy lives. But if I did, probably Bollywood. It is my secret love, AND my answer to my own question! HA! See how I worked that in?
4. Context? If I get to choose the context, both. Have a righteous porno playing while I get freaky with it!
5. The one female smurf. Hubba hubba!!!
From Claire!
1. If you were a geometric shape, what would you be?
2. Who is your crush at the moment?
3. What IS your fixation with Sylar and me? Is that a fetish?
4. What's your favorite midnight snack?
5. Did Adam and Eve have belly buttons?
1. Dude! This is like one of those personality tests! Well, if I said whatever shape fits you best, I'd get my brains eaten by your beau with the Edward Scissorhands complex, so I'll say whatever shape fits Mab best!
2. Uh...Mab. *rubs the back of his head, having to be a little too honest about that one*
3. I'm a HUGE fan of shipping you guys! I belong to the LJ comm devoted to it and everything! Well, okay, I don't really, but I'm a lurker!
4. Chimichangas!
5. Yes! If this website is to be believed... NSFW, kiddies! I see you bookmarking that for your Menage Trois with the big bads of TN!
From BB!
1. When did you decide on the loud-assed costume?
2. How do you really feel about Mab?
3. How's business?
4. THIRTY-SEVEN TIMES? In a row? And, most importantly--
5. Why do you torment me?
1. Not too long after I ditched Weapon X. It distracts from the fugly ass skin underneath!
2. ...I..uh...*looks away* Damn, the power of the meme compels me, huh? I like her too much, cause I know either I'm gonna eff it up or she's gonna just go back to the Bobster. But I can't help it. And because of that, I can't brace for the inevitable fall. But whatever, soon enough I get a new writer and all of the supporting cast is ditched, right? Such is the way in the world of comic books!
3. Never been better. I got PAID with my Fae missions, and I got the baddest ass pimpmobile, that now Wolvie and I are painting red with Reaper blood.
4. I LET HER WIN! Because...I knew Mab was coming and...*can just see all of the holes in his logic* I LET HER WIN!!
5. Same reason I torment Wolvie. It's a labor of love!
From Bobby!
1. Why Mab?
2. Why can't you find someone more on your maturity level?
3. You want nothing more than to fuck her, don't you?
4. What is your interest in my daughter?
5. Do you like white chocolate?
1. Start with the heavy hitter, why don't you! Well, I see below that you get right to the fun stuff, so I guess I can oblige the million dollar question. *pauses for a moment* Well, aside from her being the most RIDICULOUSLY hot MILF I've ever seen...because I can't seem to scare her off. Not like I'm trying to or anything, although I do have a tendency to self-destruct worse than Britney Spears circa several years ago. But you know, when most people get a look behind the mask, they run away or barf. The rest, when they hang out with me long enough, the either run screaming for the hills or roll their eyes like I'm a retarded monkey. She...doesn't. She really likes me, and when you really like a person who really likes you, it kinda goes exponential, y'know? Don't tell me you don't, cause I get the feeling you and I got more in common than either of us would admit. Even IF we have a whole tabloid Brad/Angelina/Jennifer triangle thing going on...
2. Cause I'm a dude. Think about it, man. Let's get gender stereotyping with it. When is the guy EVER as mature as the girl? And regardless of what some incriminating scans of me and Cable would have you believe, I don't go for the whole man-love scene!
3. Aha! The most fun one of the bunch! Straight for the jugular! Yeah, I want to fuck, to make love, to engage in spectacular kinks and fantasies like that Japanese bondage stuff. But nothing more? That's where you've got me wrong, big guy! I aim for the moon! I want the love, the happines, all that sappy relationship stuff, the happy ending, everything. Well, okay, kind of everything. I don't want the suburban lifestyle schtick. I'm more into the urban romance thing. You know, kick it like Spidey and MJ style, only without the ridiculously stupid retcon crap with Mephisto.
4. Interest in your daughter? Well, she plays a wicked game of Tekken, and she out-maneuvered ME! She's one cool munchkin. But I've only really met her once, so it doesn't go too much further than that. I'd like to be buds with her, but I figure you've got WAY more legal custody there so I don't want to get too attached.
5. Ha! You have a poll question too! Me, I'm more of a dark chocolate kinda guy. White chocolate's cool too, but not my first pick. But really, I'll shove whatever candy in my mouth that I have on hand.
Here are the rules:
1. Leave me a comment saying, "Interview me."
2. I will respond by asking you 5 questions of a very personal nature.
3. You will update your LJ with the answers to the questions.
4. You will include this and an offer to interview someone else in the post.
5. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them 5 questions.
And do NOT hit me up if you are gonna punk out and not toss this up. I'll be checking up on some bitches! If you've hit somebody else up for some questions and haven't posted this here attention whoring, then you get NADA!
If I don't know you, I'm just gonna make shit up to ask you. Of course, that might be fun. Hell, if I DO know you, I might just make shit up to ask you. Ha!
From Nephele!
1. On a scale of one to ten, how much "special" knowledge of events are you really operating off of?
2. How long does it take to make a pool full of pancakes?
3. Why the obsession with joining the X-men, anyway? Cyclops seems like a total tool.
4. If you lose a limb, does it have to be stitched back into place, or will it reattach if you just hold it against the stump long enough?
5. Who ya gonna call?
1. I've been riding the short bus for as long as I could remember! I'd give that an 8. I don't know what's going to come out of YOUR mouth, but I know everything you've ever said here, in OOC, and in IC. If you were not an OC, I'd know that stuff too. Or I just know what your wiki says. Whatever.
2. It was a labor of love! I didn't pay attention to the time. 37 hours
3. Do you know how valuable straight guys are? And I'm not talking hetero, I'm talking people with flagpoles shoved up their butts like Cyke. Doing solo books has me cycling through a revolving door of lovable NPCs. The fans get a little miffed when those NPCs drop with their writers.
4. It'll reattach. But I can grow new limbs too. Some are easy, like my penis. *whacks that off* JESUSGODOWMOTHER...okay I'm better. Others are harder, like my arm. *whacks that off too* SONOFA...Gimme a few hours...
5. A anesthesiologist...and a janitor...*bleeding all over the place* AND the GHOSTBUSTERS! In case I die. I want to haunt ALL of you bitches and be takin' out in STYLE.
From Mab!
1. Do you mind that I came to see you...after?
2. Do you always wear the spandex at home, or just when you know people are coming?
3. When you imagine a perfectly happy life, what does it involve?
4. TV or Sex?
5. What do you dream about?
1. Nope! Never gonna turn down more Mab time! But you knew that at least deep down, if not closer to the surface. Silly question! Next!
2. Depends on the mood. My biological skin sucks, so I've adopted it as my real skin! Just like the mask is my face, really. I wear other things, but the suit is who I am.
3. I don't imagine perfectly happy lives. But if I did, probably Bollywood. It is my secret love, AND my answer to my own question! HA! See how I worked that in?
4. Context? If I get to choose the context, both. Have a righteous porno playing while I get freaky with it!
5. The one female smurf. Hubba hubba!!!
From Claire!
1. If you were a geometric shape, what would you be?
2. Who is your crush at the moment?
3. What IS your fixation with Sylar and me? Is that a fetish?
4. What's your favorite midnight snack?
5. Did Adam and Eve have belly buttons?
1. Dude! This is like one of those personality tests! Well, if I said whatever shape fits you best, I'd get my brains eaten by your beau with the Edward Scissorhands complex, so I'll say whatever shape fits Mab best!
2. Uh...Mab. *rubs the back of his head, having to be a little too honest about that one*
3. I'm a HUGE fan of shipping you guys! I belong to the LJ comm devoted to it and everything! Well, okay, I don't really, but I'm a lurker!
4. Chimichangas!
5. Yes! If this website is to be believed... NSFW, kiddies! I see you bookmarking that for your Menage Trois with the big bads of TN!
From BB!
1. When did you decide on the loud-assed costume?
2. How do you really feel about Mab?
3. How's business?
4. THIRTY-SEVEN TIMES? In a row? And, most importantly--
5. Why do you torment me?
1. Not too long after I ditched Weapon X. It distracts from the fugly ass skin underneath!
2. ...I..uh...*looks away* Damn, the power of the meme compels me, huh? I like her too much, cause I know either I'm gonna eff it up or she's gonna just go back to the Bobster. But I can't help it. And because of that, I can't brace for the inevitable fall. But whatever, soon enough I get a new writer and all of the supporting cast is ditched, right? Such is the way in the world of comic books!
3. Never been better. I got PAID with my Fae missions, and I got the baddest ass pimpmobile, that now Wolvie and I are painting red with Reaper blood.
4. I LET HER WIN! Because...I knew Mab was coming and...*can just see all of the holes in his logic* I LET HER WIN!!
5. Same reason I torment Wolvie. It's a labor of love!
From Bobby!
1. Why Mab?
2. Why can't you find someone more on your maturity level?
3. You want nothing more than to fuck her, don't you?
4. What is your interest in my daughter?
5. Do you like white chocolate?
1. Start with the heavy hitter, why don't you! Well, I see below that you get right to the fun stuff, so I guess I can oblige the million dollar question. *pauses for a moment* Well, aside from her being the most RIDICULOUSLY hot MILF I've ever seen...because I can't seem to scare her off. Not like I'm trying to or anything, although I do have a tendency to self-destruct worse than Britney Spears circa several years ago. But you know, when most people get a look behind the mask, they run away or barf. The rest, when they hang out with me long enough, the either run screaming for the hills or roll their eyes like I'm a retarded monkey. She...doesn't. She really likes me, and when you really like a person who really likes you, it kinda goes exponential, y'know? Don't tell me you don't, cause I get the feeling you and I got more in common than either of us would admit. Even IF we have a whole tabloid Brad/Angelina/Jennifer triangle thing going on...
2. Cause I'm a dude. Think about it, man. Let's get gender stereotyping with it. When is the guy EVER as mature as the girl? And regardless of what some incriminating scans of me and Cable would have you believe, I don't go for the whole man-love scene!
3. Aha! The most fun one of the bunch! Straight for the jugular! Yeah, I want to fuck, to make love, to engage in spectacular kinks and fantasies like that Japanese bondage stuff. But nothing more? That's where you've got me wrong, big guy! I aim for the moon! I want the love, the happines, all that sappy relationship stuff, the happy ending, everything. Well, okay, kind of everything. I don't want the suburban lifestyle schtick. I'm more into the urban romance thing. You know, kick it like Spidey and MJ style, only without the ridiculously stupid retcon crap with Mephisto.
4. Interest in your daughter? Well, she plays a wicked game of Tekken, and she out-maneuvered ME! She's one cool munchkin. But I've only really met her once, so it doesn't go too much further than that. I'd like to be buds with her, but I figure you've got WAY more legal custody there so I don't want to get too attached.
5. Ha! You have a poll question too! Me, I'm more of a dark chocolate kinda guy. White chocolate's cool too, but not my first pick. But really, I'll shove whatever candy in my mouth that I have on hand.