I wanna be the very best like no one ever was

[wh_mermaid]

Title I wanna be the very best like no one ever was
Pairing Cesc Fabregas/David Silva
Word Count 3800
Rating NC17
Disclaimer Not true
Summary David runs the Cascade Pokemon Reserve when lost trainer Cesc stumbles into his life. Featuring Joe Hart as a clefairy, David Villa as a gengar, and pretty much all the pokemon AU crack you could ever want

Comments

[shangrilove]

omg my brain. it hurts in such a good way.

i don't know any pokemons, but thank god for bulbapedia. i think they all fit nicely, especially david the gengar with the bitchface. i really loved this!

[wh_mermaid]

^_^ I'm glad you liked it! Thank you for commenting <3

I'm going to post my reaction in GIF form

[bumblebee13]

Re: I'm going to post my reaction in GIF form

[wh_mermaid]

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3

[zoect2]

There are no words for how much I love you for writing this.
How can pokemon correspond so perfectly with actual people?? I am in amazement.

A stunning tangela called Puyol. Yes. The world's applause just for you. :)

[wh_mermaid]

I don't know how this popped into my head, it just did and once it did, everything clicked together and made sense. I'm glad you liked it! <3

[domster07]

So I had to look up everything b/c the only thing I understood from your summary was Cascade (from an old tv show) and Pokemon. But I'm so glad I did.

I don't know what was my favorite-finding out what a clefairy or gengar was or Puyol as a "sunning tangela"! Too many moments to point out (omg Maradonas, lol). Just know I loved it, never EVER thought I'd say that about a Pokemon fic, 1 with slash even, hah. Your Cesc was how I see him, more adorkable than sexy, but he works with David. And your Silvilla moment ♥

This was perfect-never stop!

[wh_mermaid]

bwuahahahhahaha this was seriously the most cracked out idea ever, but just seemed to work in my mind. I think it started when I was like 'gengar is my favorite pokemon and he looks like David Villa' and it all went to hell from there.

Glad you liked it! <3

[yaoiwhore9]

[wh_mermaid]

kekekekekeke I was like 'no one is going to get half of these jokes, but it will make it better for those who do'. I'm soooo glad you enjoyed it ^_^