( damn it Jim, I'm a doctor not an LJ cut! )

Title When it's us versus them you can always count on me (I'll never ask for anyone but you) (1/2)
Pairing Erik Friberg/Roger Levesque
Rating NC17
Word Count 7697
Disclaimer lol I wish this was true. It's not though. *le sigh*
Summary Four years after My Heart was Blinded by You, Erik returns to Seattle with his daughter and wonders if he still ( Read more... )

OTP PIMPAGE

I've come to realize in our small fandom that having an OTP seems to doom them to be forever seperated or wills them into fading into nothingness (all my creys). It's also somewhat impossible to read only for your teams as you'll get a fic once a week. If you're lucky. Really lucky. Still waiting for those Sounders/MLS-in-general-omg- ( Read more... )

Title I wanna be the very best like no one ever was
Pairing Cesc Fabregas/David Silva
Word Count 3800
Rating NC17
Disclaimer Not true
Summary David runs the Cascade Pokemon Reserve when lost trainer Cesc stumbles into his life. Featuring Joe Hart as a clefairy, David Villa as a gengar, and pretty much all the pokemon AU crack you could ever want

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Title rock your body right
Pairing Bryan Meredith/Alex Caskey/Andy Rose
Rating NC-17
WC 2034
Disclaimer I friggin wish. Alas, not true
AN Thank you albion_lass for cracking the whip and being an amazing beta
Summary Bryan feels like no one trusts him in goal, Andy and Alex take it upon themselves to cheer him up... with sex and bad Star Wars lines ( Read more... )

Title Photobomb
Pairing Juan Mata/David Luiz
Rating PG13
WC 1923
Disclaimer Not true
Summary Silly fluff about Juan and David's relationship.
AN This is practically co-written by eileenyx and is for her. This is pretty much our back and forth head-canon conversation about them.

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Title Piers Tears
Pairing Piers Morgan/His Hand, Piers Morgan/Samir Nasri
Rating NC-17
WC 2062
Disclaimer Not true... *snickers*
Warning Piers Morgan. That's all the warning you need.
Summary Crack that isn't crack that totally is crack. Piers Morgan has a massive hate!boner for Samir Nasri.

AN Thank you albion_lass for beta'ing. This is for you and for tempered_rose. ( Read more... )

I was going through my stuff and realized I never posted these to my journal. Not the best but *shrugs* whatever. Thanks albion_lass for the beta help <3

Title: Riding on the Diamond Waves
Pairing: Daniel Agger/ Fernando Torres
Rating: PG-13
WC: 730
Disclaimer:Not True

( Riding on the diamond waves )

title you are the blood flowing through my fingers
pairing osvaldo alonso/alvaro fernandez
rating nc-17
word count 1972
disclaimer not true
beta albion_lass
summary The bus ride home from Vancouver after tying the first game of a Cascadia match- angry players, blow jobs, and Fredy being his voyeuristic creeper self.

( something smutty this way comes )

Title: I'm really lucky, underneath it all (you're really lovely)
Pairing: Marc Burch/Adam Johansson
Rating: NC-17
Word Counts: 1977
Disclaimer: Not true
Beta: albion_lass
Summary: Marc tries to make sense of going from DC to Seattle, Brad wants an impromptu twitter interview, and Adam wants to show Marc how they say Happy Birthday in Sweden. Aka 'Ice cream cake is ( Read more... )