An 81 year old guy loves to fish. He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, "Pick me up ( Read more... )

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Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up to heaven he said ( Read more... )

An Irish priest is driving down to New York and gets stopped for speeding in Connecticut. The state trooper smells alcohol on the priest's breath and then sees an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car ( Read more... )

Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man he meets, "Do you want to go to heaven ( Read more... )

Gallagher opened the morning newspaper and was dumbfounded to read in the obituary column that he had died. He quickly phoned his best friend, Finney.

"Did you see the paper?" asked Gallagher. "They say I died!!"

"Yes, I saw it!" replied Finney. "Where are ye callin' from?"

Flynn staggered home very late after another evening with his drinking buddy Paddy. He took off his shoes to avoid waking his wife, Mary ( Read more... )