A Newfie went hunting one day in Ontario and bagged three ducks. He put them in the bed of his pick-up truck and was about to drive home when he was confronted by a game warden who didn't like Newfies ( Read more... )

Warning: don't drink anything when reading joke. I cannot be held responsible for spills......

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Two little old ladies were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a Flower Show was in progress ( Read more... )

Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Florida, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in ( Read more... )

Be sure and cancel your credit cards before you die. This is so priceless, and so easy to see happening, customer service being what it is today.

@~@~@~@~@~@A lady died this past January, and Citibank billed her for February and March for their annual service charges on her credit card, and added late fees and interest on the monthly charge. The ( Read more... )

Jenny's husband, Charley, was a male chauvinist. Even though they both worked full-time, he never helped around the house. Housework was woman's work ( Read more... )

A recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex ( Read more... )

I was at the mall the other day ( Read more... )

Dusty Underwear

One morning a husband took a pair of underwear out of the drawer. "What the ? ? ?" he said to himself as a little "dust" cloud appeared when he shook them out.

"April," he hollered into the bathroom, "Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?"

She shot back: "It's not talcum powder. It's 'Miracle Grow'."

Wave hands wildly at invisible flies buzzing around your head ( Read more... )