BODY WORKS:
BRAIN - SYSTEM: Attention. Alert registered.
CENTRAL: Alert? Number One, report!( Engage? )

This is a really funny story and no it didnt happen to me *lol* The mental picture is hilarious! ENJOY ( Read more... )

( Not for the faint of heart )

Just too cute not to share ( Read more... )

Aries: "Okay, let's do it again ( Read more... )

One day a sweet little girl becomes puzzled about her origin ( Read more... )

....a woman ( Read more... )

Mark, a loving husband, was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary and his wife was really ticked off at him. She told him, "tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in under 6 seconds, AND IT BETTER BE THERE ( Read more... )

Run one lap around the office at top speed ( Read more... )

An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset. Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest episode was another and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhoea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational ( Read more... )