RUMOR MILL

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There is a rumor floating about on teh internets that Rachel Maddow may be replacing Tucker Carlson in MSNBC's evening line-up.

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PLEEEZE!
Please, please, please let it be true! In fact, it doesn't have to be Rachel Maddow. Replace him with Pat Buchanan - or Star Jones - or a breadstick. Anyone - anything - but Tucker Fucking Carlson. Let him retire quietly and go have Willie Geist's babies or whatever the hell floats his minuscule dinghy - just get him the fuck off my airwaves.



Three-time winner of the "Bigger Douchebag Than John Edward" Award
Seriously, Tucker Carlson has to be the most uninformed boob ever to be placed in front of a TV camera (and I've worked on the Rose of Tralee Pageant, so I've seen my share of uninformed boobs placed in front of TV cameras). If there's been a bigger ninnyhammer in the history of broadcasting, I'd like to know who it is. Actually, no - no, I wouldn't.