pyat // 05

[webfreedomftw]

Privet, Mayfield. [Estonia never uses Russian, usually. This should be your first clue that something is horribly, horribly wrong.]I would like to appeal to you all today on behalf of the Union of Soviet Socialists Republics. I am aware that many of you -- either because of past experiences, pig-headed capitalism, or Mayfield's teachings -- believe

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[letunityblossom]

[There us dead silence on the phone, during which Lithuania manages to convince himself, desperately, that he must have misheard every word Estonia said.]

...Excuse me?

[webfreedomftw]

Ah, Lithuania, would you like to come over and join us?

[letunityblossom]

Were you really just talking about communism?

[He feels like he is about three steps behind in this conversation.]

Um, Miss Ukraine is there, too...?

[webfreedomftw]

Yes and yes. We've decided our best hope for surviving Mayfield is to reassemble the Union.

[muskatli]

Ah, Estonia. Perhaps some discretion...

[webfreedomftw]

I'm just trying to be helpful, Hungary.

[muskatli]

Of course you are, but the town doesn't have a healthy attitude towards what we believe in. You might as well draw a target on your back.

[webfreedomftw]

Sometimes these things must be done for the greater good. You know that, don't you?

[commie_island]

....the hell are you doing? Are you trying to get killed?

[webfreedomftw]

I'm trying to get things arranged. This is too important to wait for the usual word-of-mouth secret method to work.

Also, hello, Cuba. I didn't know you were here.

so many filters stuck on this now.

[commie_island]

Didn't know you were here either.

But really. You do realize they're going to try and hunt down anyone they even think is Communist?

[webfreedomftw]

Then we'll make a scene. You and Hungary are just the same today, you know.

[motheringnation]

[Smiling.]

That was a very good speech.

[webfreedomftw]

[He actually blushes a little bit at that, smiling back at her.]

Thank you.

[motheringnation]

[So smiley.]

Hopefully they'll listen to reason. I know it's America's town but not everyone here is as stupid as him.

[webfreedomftw]

They couldn't possibly be. All it takes is a sensible platform and sensible people will come.

[bro_thel_fist]

...

[Didn't they just have a conversation about how communism is bad and Russia's a huge prick? Raquel does not like this at all.]

Okay, Estonia, where's Russia?

[Fuck this, she's punching him in the face. This is his fault. Or at least it'll make her feel better.]

[webfreedomftw]

Not around yet, but we'll have everything ready for him if or when he does show up.

[bro_thel_fist]

...

Are you feeling okay?

[webfreedomftw]

Just fine, Comrade Raquel. [Funny how one can spend decades getting physically threatened for refusing to use 'Comrade' and all of a sudden, he's doing it of his own violation.]

And yourself?