pyat // 05

[webfreedomftw]

Privet, Mayfield. [Estonia never uses Russian, usually. This should be your first clue that something is horribly, horribly wrong.]I would like to appeal to you all today on behalf of the Union of Soviet Socialists Republics. I am aware that many of you -- either because of past experiences, pig-headed capitalism, or Mayfield's teachings -- believe

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[letunityblossom]

[There us dead silence on the phone, during which Lithuania manages to convince himself, desperately, that he must have misheard every word Estonia said.]

...Excuse me?

[webfreedomftw]

Ah, Lithuania, would you like to come over and join us?

[letunityblossom]

Were you really just talking about communism?

[He feels like he is about three steps behind in this conversation.]

Um, Miss Ukraine is there, too...?

[webfreedomftw]

Yes and yes. We've decided our best hope for surviving Mayfield is to reassemble the Union.

[letunityblossom]

Estija?!

[What is going on this is definitely not the truth event he thought it was what should he do]

[webfreedomftw]

Is everything all right with you? You're acting funny.

[letunityblossom]

I'm acting--

Did you really just tell me you wanted to reassemble the Soviet Union?

[Oh god what should he do he has to do something Estonia is going to get himself killed and even worse he thinks he's Communist he needs to come up with a plan right now]

[webfreedomftw]

Yes.

[Litva are you going deaf?]

[letunityblossom]

[Wow Estija don't even call him that in the brackets okay]

A-And Miss Ukraine is there too. Agreeing with you.

[webfreedomftw]

Yes.

Don't act like it's such an impossible thing, Leedu, you remember-- whoops... [As in 'whoops' used a language that isn't conductive to the Soviet plan.] Just... look. You know the sort of changes we could effect. Don't tell me you don't.

[letunityblossom]

Not changes anyone wants! There's no call to make Mayfield worse!

[Okay plan he has to think of a plan to keep Estonia and Ukraine safe and stop them from embarrassing themselves in front of everyone

oh God what can he do it's not like he can tie them up and lock them in a closet--

Wait.

That idea is ridiculous and desperate and dangerous and it is the best thing he has right now]

You're at your house here?

[webfreedomftw]

I'm not making it worse.

But, yes, we are.

[He suspects nothing.]

[letunityblossom]

[He can overpower Ukraine and Estonia right well as long as he catches them by surprise

what is his life why is his life always insane]

O-okay, let's talk about it there. I-I don't want someone on the phone listening in and you ending up getting hurt.

[That is kind of true.]

[webfreedomftw]

Of course. You are always welcome.

action!

[letunityblossom]

[It takes him about twenty minutes to get to the house because he has to get rope first. And also his sword, though the worst he's going to do is smack someone with the side of it.

Also he spends most of the walk there feeling really bad. But his options are limited and he's sure they'd rather not be saying this stuff on the phone.

Knocking on the door!]

[webfreedomftw]

[Estonia leaves Ukraine in the kitchen and goes to answer the door, suspecting nothing.]

Comrade!