pyat // 05

[webfreedomftw]

Privet, Mayfield. [Estonia never uses Russian, usually. This should be your first clue that something is horribly, horribly wrong.]I would like to appeal to you all today on behalf of the Union of Soviet Socialists Republics. I am aware that many of you -- either because of past experiences, pig-headed capitalism, or Mayfield's teachings -- believe

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[commie_island]

....the hell are you doing? Are you trying to get killed?

[webfreedomftw]

I'm trying to get things arranged. This is too important to wait for the usual word-of-mouth secret method to work.

Also, hello, Cuba. I didn't know you were here.

so many filters stuck on this now.

[commie_island]

Didn't know you were here either.

But really. You do realize they're going to try and hunt down anyone they even think is Communist?

[webfreedomftw]

Then we'll make a scene. You and Hungary are just the same today, you know.

[commie_island]

I know! That doesn't mean you have to be an idiot about it!!

[webfreedomftw]

I'm not being an idiot, I'm being productive.

[commie_island]

No, you're painting a giant target on yourself.

[webfreedomftw]

Sometimes sacrifices must be made.

[commie_island]

Yeah, when they're for something.

What do you think you're going to get from this?

[webfreedomftw]

Just wait and see.

[commie_island]

Yeah I'll do that.