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Episode 4: Thanks For Nuthin'

Nov 25, 2011 15:46

[locked to house members] A | ACTION | 460 Stone St

Peter is squatting in front of the kitchen table, where a large turkey is steaming slightly. Peter squints suspiciously and slowly, slooooowwwwlllly prods the turkey with a serving spoon, then jumps backwards, arms over his face, cringing. When he realizes he hasn't been melted, attacked, poisoned ( Read more... )

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Phone surf_n_makai November 26 2011, 05:01:16 UTC

You think they're gonna take sarcasm into account there?

Re: Phone webball November 26 2011, 16:42:11 UTC

Well, I hope so, cuz I threw away the receipt when I first got it so it's not like I can return it.
...Still not eating that turkey.

Re: Phone surf_n_makai November 27 2011, 02:34:28 UTC

Hey, brah, I don't blame you. From what I've heard, that's the smart choice in all this.

C; Phone rogersthat November 26 2011, 05:32:48 UTC

I haven't been around all that long. Perhaps a month or so? Maybe two.

I don't really know why they sent us turkeys, but I'm not going to attempt to eat it, nor let the people in my household eat them.

This is the first event I've ever witnessed, so I can't really say.

Re: C; Phone webball November 26 2011, 16:46:16 UTC

Damn. So we're both in the dark.
What do you think was all that business with the "turkey farm" when the cop was talking to us? Sounded about as honest as a politician on the campaign trail to me. And who d'ya think he was talking to in the background? He sounded miserable.

C; Phone rogersthat November 27 2011, 09:35:58 UTC

I can only guess right now. But it's best to keep on our toes in the meantime. More information will become available with time I'm sure.

C; Phone bucky_cap November 26 2011, 05:59:38 UTC

I haven't been around long enough for any of these... 'events'. But the tentaclekid who lives in my house was pretty convinced the turkey was going to attack her, so she threw it out the window. Probably points towards "not a good thing". Could have been poison or something, who knows.

Re: C; Phone webball November 26 2011, 16:51:06 UTC

Probably for the best. I mean, at least if there were drones in my house, we could have watched to see if they ate it and studied the side effects. As is, it's just a bunch of other common-sense bearing normals at 460 Stone, so no one has dared try it. ...Though I really haven't seen much of them at all. Probably for the best; I don't really trust any of em and the quiet girl kinda creeps me out.

bucky_cap November 26 2011, 22:17:54 UTC

Oh, I wouldn't have eaten it, probably would have fed it to the drone kid like you say, but oh well. She seemed pretty damn sure it was going to jump up and attack her.

Probably. I can't say I trust anyone here 'sides you and Steve.

webball November 26 2011, 23:45:11 UTC

Ugh. Well, I'll tell ya what, I certainly hope the turkey doesn't like explode or something when I don't eat it. That would be both ridiculous, cruel and a real waste of food.

So, yeah, that'll definitely happen. I should probably put the turkey in the basement or something.

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