Episode 4: Thanks For Nuthin'

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[locked to house members] A | ACTION | 460 Stone St

Peter is squatting in front of the kitchen table, where a large turkey is steaming slightly. Peter squints suspiciously and slowly, slooooowwwwlllly prods the turkey with a serving spoon, then jumps backwards, arms over his face, cringing. When he realizes he hasn't been melted, attacked, poisoned

Comments

C; Phone

[bucky_cap]

I haven't been around long enough for any of these... 'events'. But the tentaclekid who lives in my house was pretty convinced the turkey was going to attack her, so she threw it out the window. Probably points towards "not a good thing". Could have been poison or something, who knows.

Re: C; Phone

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Probably for the best. I mean, at least if there were drones in my house, we could have watched to see if they ate it and studied the side effects. As is, it's just a bunch of other common-sense bearing normals at 460 Stone, so no one has dared try it. ...Though I really haven't seen much of them at all. Probably for the best; I don't really trust any of em and the quiet girl kinda creeps me out.

[bucky_cap]

Oh, I wouldn't have eaten it, probably would have fed it to the drone kid like you say, but oh well. She seemed pretty damn sure it was going to jump up and attack her.

Probably. I can't say I trust anyone here 'sides you and Steve.

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Ugh. Well, I'll tell ya what, I certainly hope the turkey doesn't like explode or something when I don't eat it. That would be both ridiculous, cruel and a real waste of food.

So, yeah, that'll definitely happen. I should probably put the turkey in the basement or something.

[bucky_cap]

Eh, do what the tentacle kid did and toss it out on the lawn. If it explodes, at least all the lawns on the street won't look the same anymore.

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[Pete laughs darkly.]
You're a real glass half-full kinda guy, aintcha Bucky?