[TANNOY ACCOUNCEMENT ON CREEPER ISLAND // RL MAIN LABORATORY]

[wearsmanymasks]

[A bright BING-BONG tone, and then a synthetic voice speaks over the airwaves, in neutrally polite yet chirpy tones.]

ALL ISLANDERS REPORT TO THE MAIN LABORATORY PLEASE, ALL ISLANDERS TO THE MAIN LABORATORY. THIS IS NOT AN EMERGENCY, BUT IT IS IN YOUR BEST INTERESTS TO ARRIVE IN A TIMELY MANNER! THERE WILL BE A DEMONSTRATION OF THE SYSTEM'S

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[visestvita]

[Well, Wesker gets there first, very very very very very very very very very very very very unimpressed by being summoned to and fro, but he is curious about this new system, so he's going along with it. He'll be standing towards the back ~in the shadows~]

[Meanwhile, Adachi slouches in not long after, and immediately stands as far away from Wesker as possible, sidling over towards Regene just a smidge. So. This is kind of awkward. Someone get in there.]

[demondoctor]

[Stein is just watching, draped over his chair. He begins to push it back and forth an inch or two, causing a squeaking sound.

Squeak

Squeak

Squeak

Squeak]

[visestvita]

[...Wesker folds his arms, because otherwise it'll be far too tempting just to smack one/both of them.] Whenever you're quite ready, Regene Regetta. [He says this with heavy sarcasm.] After all, you did request our presence in a timely manner.

[notahandbag]

[Birkin sighs at Sherry's hug] Don't worry Sher, it's nothing.

[He glances over at Annette for a moment before striding over to take his usual spot standing next to Stein] Alright so now that there's no minors in the room anymore, what the fuck is this all about? I was sort of in the middle of something fairly important.

[touchedbygenius]

[Annette kisses her daughter's forehead, and watches her go. She's tempted to leave with her, but she gets the feeling that this is something she probably shouldn't be missing.]

[wearsmanymasks]

[No funny business at all now. Regene's still feeling shitty from the coma, and without Sherry around, there's no particular need to keep up the illusion of the playful jester.] I wanted Sherry out of here. She doesn't need to see any of this yet. I mean, correct me if I'm wrong, but you don't want her examining your work too closely, right? So none of you start getting tetchy at me.

[He snaps his fingers, and the bank of screens turn on, all showing black and white login screens. Across the top, BE-0988-ACCESS RG-ANNEX ISOLATION MODE scrolls. If you noticed that the screens turned on just fractionally before Regene's fingers actually clicked, then you have irritatingly excellent eyesight. Nobody requires this fantastic eyesight to notice that Regene's eyes are now that interesting shade of yellow struck through with flickering prismatic strands, however.] You've all been assigned login details, your intial followed by your family name will be your username. Leave the password field blank, you'll be prompted to create one the first

[demondoctor]

[Stein stops his chair squeaking and begins paying attention - though he's looking as much at Regene's eyes as at the computer screen. Fascinating~]

[det_goofball]

[Yeah, all the computer stuff pretty much flies over Adachi's head. He doesn't care about it, to be honest. However:]

Hey, when'd you get contacts? Or is this, like, that thing with the really crappy vampires?

[notahandbag]

They just change, Adachi. Remember that one time when we randomly had a blackout? That was why. [Birkin remembered all too well from that ridiculous cuddling virus]

And couldn't you have just, I don't know, emailed us about the usernames and all this crap? The show's impressive but hardly necessary.

[visestvita]

[Wesker mutters to himself about how he wishes Mr Regetta would stop fucking with everything (though he's politer than that).] I'm sure he must have something good to show us, or I will be quite unimpressed by this waste of time.

[wearsmanymasks]

[Regene rolls his eyes - a peculiar effect with them glowing the way they do.] If you want to read a manual this thick [and he makes the gesture of a pile about a foot high] that I haven't even written yet, then by all means, be my guests. In a couple of months.

Now, I was going to walk you all through the new storage systems, the way you can cross-reference research materials so easily now, and the absolutely gorgeous theoretical simulation program, but I'm guessing from how impatient you all are that you just want to cut to the big finale, am I right?

[det_goofball]

[Adachi nods vigourously.] Yeah, seriously, I was really busy, I don't want to leave my computer unattended because. Uh. [...He coughs.]

Whatever, let's see this big finale.

[demondoctor]

[Stein nods, pushing up his glasses, and grins.] By all means, Regene. Show us the big impressive piece of work you've done.

[notahandbag]

Whatever the hell you're trying to show us, hurry. Up. [Birkin taps his foot impatiently] ...Though kudos for the storage system and simulation program. I'm sure they'll get plenty of use.