[TANNOY ACCOUNCEMENT ON CREEPER ISLAND // RL MAIN LABORATORY]
[A bright BING-BONG tone, and then a synthetic voice speaks over the airwaves, in neutrally polite yet chirpy tones.]
ALL ISLANDERS REPORT TO THE MAIN LABORATORY PLEASE, ALL ISLANDERS TO THE MAIN LABORATORY. THIS IS NOT AN EMERGENCY, BUT IT IS IN YOUR BEST INTERESTS TO ARRIVE IN A TIMELY MANNER! THERE WILL BE A DEMONSTRATION OF THE SYSTEM'S CAPABLITIES. YOU DON'T WANT TO MISS THE SHOW, DO YOU?
ALL ISLANDERS REPORT TO THE MAIN LABORATORY PLEASE, ALL ISLANDERS TO THE MAIN LABORATORY. THIS IS NOT AN EMERGENCY, BUT IT IS IN YOUR BEST INTERESTS TO ARRIVE IN A TIMELY MANNER! THERE WILL BE A DEMONSTRATION OF THE SYSTEM'S CAPABLITIES. YOU DON'T WANT TO MISS THE SHOW, DO YOU?