title: five different times yuvraj broke something of dhoni's
rating: pg
author's note: stacy, now you can whole-heartedly support the lakers. :P

( five different times yuvraj broke something of dhoni’s )

Title: 5 Times Alan Woke Up Feeling Very Sore
Pairing: Alan Smith/Darren Fletcher
Rating: PG
Author's Note: Trish, consider this a bribe. Because I want more Dhoni/Yuvraj corn :P

i. When Darren insisted on "thumb wrestling". Thumb wrestling somehow turned to WWF-wrestling and Alan found himself lying facedown while Darren sat on top of him and ( Read more... )

title: take it how you want it
rating: pg-13
author's note: i've decided to not write my essay, and write this instead. mind, this isn't any good or anything. i told you i can't write porn. but at least it will keep stacy at bay for a while. :P i kid. i love you.


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title: the phone call
rating: pg
author's note: haven't written crack in a while. and this is utter crap. but since i spent the last hour or so writing it, i may as well share it, yeah? also, although i tried to make it just a general fic, i couldn't help hinting (a lot) at pairings. sorry about that.

( the phone call )

title: five birthday wishes/messages carlos tevez received
rating: g
author's note: happy birthday carlos tevez! ♥

( five birthday wishes/messages carlos tevez received )

title: this is for keeps
pairing: cristiano ronaldo & owen hargreaves
rating: pg
author's note: for england_missing. sorry took me so long, love. i hope you enjoy.

( All Cristiano wanted was to matter. To be needed and wanted. To make a difference in the world in any which way he could. But more importantly, to be significant to someone. )

Title: 5 Times Eric Left Stupid Messages on Roy Keane's Answering Machine
Pairing: Roy Keane/Eric Cantona
Rating: G
Author's note: For
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Title: 5 Times Nemanja Stole Rio's Things
Pairing: Rio Ferdinand/Nemanja Vidic
Rating: G
Author's note: For
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pairing: lee 'juniper' martin & magnus wolff eikrem
rating: pg
author's note: for petarrr. enjoy, lovely. (looks like im done with both yours and stacy's requests. yessss.)

( “I’m bored,” Magnus announced to no one (although Lee was pretty sure that it was meant for him). “Like, really bored. I’m so bored I could…” Lee waited for the rest of the sentence, while Magnus tried to think up something before settling on, “die.” )

pairing: mahendra singh dhoni & yuvraj singh
rating: g
author's note: for aeroporto. well, i hope you enjoy, loser. :P

( five little short stories about dhoni and yuvraj )