5 Times Alan Woke Up Feeling Very Sore
Title: 5 Times Alan Woke Up Feeling Very Sore
Pairing: Alan Smith/Darren Fletcher
Rating: PG
Author's Note: Trish, consider this a bribe. Because I want more Dhoni/Yuvraj corn :P
i. When Darren insisted on "thumb wrestling". Thumb wrestling somehow turned to WWF-wrestling and Alan found himself lying facedown while Darren sat on top of him and shouted, "1! 2! 3!" The next morning, Alan woke up feeling very sore and wondered how someone as skinny as Darren Fletcher could've possibly out-wrestled him.
ii. When Alan was forced to walk Darren's dog, Wazza. Wazza dragged Alan around all over Manchester and by the time the whole ordeal was over, Alan's feet hurt so badly that he wondered whether he had been walking the dog or whether it had been the other way around. His feet still hurt the next morning and he vowed never to walk another dog that was named after Wayne Rooney.
iii. When Alan gave Darren a leather whip for his birthday. Alan meant it as a joke but Darren insisted on trying it out and Alan spent part of the night being whipped (although other activities were involved...). The next morning, Alan went to training feeling very sore, and was repeatedly questioned about the origin of certain whip marks on his back.
iv. When Darren decided to run the marathon and made Alan train with him. Darren ran several miles a day and Alan always ran behind him, panting the entire time. Every morning, Alan woke up feeling sore and wondered how a footballer like himself could be so out of shape.
v. When(ever) Darren came over to his house. Darren always brought new ideas (handcuffs, whipped cream etc.) and trying them out often lasted long into the morning. Alan always woke up feeling sore, but he didn't mind this kind of pain at all.
Pairing: Alan Smith/Darren Fletcher
Rating: PG
Author's Note: Trish, consider this a bribe. Because I want more Dhoni/Yuvraj corn :P
i. When Darren insisted on "thumb wrestling". Thumb wrestling somehow turned to WWF-wrestling and Alan found himself lying facedown while Darren sat on top of him and shouted, "1! 2! 3!" The next morning, Alan woke up feeling very sore and wondered how someone as skinny as Darren Fletcher could've possibly out-wrestled him.
ii. When Alan was forced to walk Darren's dog, Wazza. Wazza dragged Alan around all over Manchester and by the time the whole ordeal was over, Alan's feet hurt so badly that he wondered whether he had been walking the dog or whether it had been the other way around. His feet still hurt the next morning and he vowed never to walk another dog that was named after Wayne Rooney.
iii. When Alan gave Darren a leather whip for his birthday. Alan meant it as a joke but Darren insisted on trying it out and Alan spent part of the night being whipped (although other activities were involved...). The next morning, Alan went to training feeling very sore, and was repeatedly questioned about the origin of certain whip marks on his back.
iv. When Darren decided to run the marathon and made Alan train with him. Darren ran several miles a day and Alan always ran behind him, panting the entire time. Every morning, Alan woke up feeling sore and wondered how a footballer like himself could be so out of shape.
v. When(ever) Darren came over to his house. Darren always brought new ideas (handcuffs, whipped cream etc.) and trying them out often lasted long into the morning. Alan always woke up feeling sore, but he didn't mind this kind of pain at all.