"Alright, what's the rate at now ( Read more... )

"Futility: You miss 100% of the shots you don't take...and statistically speaking, 99% of the shots you do."

She typed in the words and picked a font color...slightly off red. And a picture to go with it...what? A basketball hoop, on an empty court... Yeah, that would do it ( Read more... )

This is my second chance at LJI, and I am taking it, all noise to the contrary.

WISH ME LUCK!!

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What's the matter with Kansas? So goes the question. From my perspective, there's only one thing that's the matter with Kansas:

I'm not from there, but for some reason everyone thinks I am!I mean, seriously! Do I go around with hayseed in my teeth or something? Do I wear bib overalls? Do I stink like a hog waller? I don't know plowing the back 40 ( Read more... )

"You voted for who?"

She put down her glass, staring into the wine, trying to collect herself. It's finally come out, she thought. You knew it would come to this. You were just hoping you could at least get through dessert. And now that wasn't going to happen ( Read more... )

If future is future and past is past ( Read more... )

Batter up ( Read more... )

"You know, there's a fee to be my friend ( Read more... )

There's not much air in here.

That's what happens in coffin that's trapped underwater, of course. Not a lot of air. I mean, really, if you have your heart set on breathing, if having air is just your thing, there are lot better places to be than in a pine and ebony casket submerged in six feet of water, gagged, blindfolded, arms behind your back, ( Read more... )