It's like everyone out there just got trapped in that old movie, Liar Liar.

Now would be ther perfect time to question some criminals. I wonder if the jury would ever consider "Incapable of lieing" as an appropriate route of evidence. Confessions are always handy to have in solving crimes.

[Greg is surrounded by trinkets and odd items from the world bazaar. Sitting comfortably in a strange looking chair of questionable origin and looking over some small, strange looking coins.]

I'll admit I've had my doubts about this place, but I have to say, this was the best weekend I've had here. What a bizarre bazaar. [He grins, it was obviously ( Read more... )

[Greg is sitting in a rather old, comfy looking chair, coffee cup in hand, expensive Blue Hawaiian, 40 bucks a pound but that doesn't matter. He looks perplexed, but not particularly distressed. Puzzled. He sets the cup down, his arms crossed, and looks directly at the camera ( Read more... )

Okay, what happened? A couple days pass and everyone acts like nothing happened?

Did I miss the explanation? Because I am still looking for one

Man, did I miss a few months somewhere? Late cinco de mayo? Early Halloween? Some kind of convention ( Read more... )

Alright, who took my clothes? I can only assume these belong to Nick. Which disturbs me more than the fact that I have nothing to wear. I swear, Stokes, if this isn't a joke you'll be on Al's table next.

Does anyone know where a lady can find a decent set of clothes this time of night? 

Nick and Cat... Catherine are going to be so jealous when they see my new digs. Rented one of those nice little rooms from some sweet lady who reminds me of Nana Olaf. Mn... fresh baked cookies and milk. Anyway long story short, used my last paycheck to buy one of those snazzy new TVs.

Anyone know how much some of those other gadgets are running for ( Read more... )

This place isn't a hallucination... it's an insane asylum that has evolved into a city ( Read more... )

This place is unreal. When Nick handed me the brochure and suggested I go for a vacation, I was positive he was pulling my leg. Shame he wouldn't come with. I think he needs a vacation more than I do. This place is so far out there it might as well be a movie. I keep expecting to snap out of it and find out someone slipped absinthe in my coffee. ( Read more... )

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