The things you find lurking in your screenshots folder

[golden_shisa]

I've been an ardent screenshotter of bad roleplay profiles for years, but rarely sit down and clear them out.  30 minutes later, I amassed a groan-worthy blast from the past.  Warning:  rape and a ERPer await.

Comments

[gizzybiscuits]

I was going to say 'I don't see where rape happened' in the first profile, then looked at her age and went

[megumi_kitten]

Yeah, the "I'm shy, but I got a cock!" one really made me snort with laughter.

That word, it is not the one you need.

[golden_shisa]

Oh yeah, the author behind the first one might be in the Twilight camp where it's perfectly A-Okay for an underage girl to get dominated by a much older, much more experienced, much more powerful man. BARF! If that's the intention here...Twilight-style romances do not equal "deep and tragic", you twit! It's statuary rape.

[gizzybiscuits]

Even with frozen'd age or whatever...Meh, unless he was also a teenager and the Scythe making them sleep or something means mentally he's still at that point then the author needs to fix it (Would still be creepy because of physically being an adult). Even then, I can hold the same opinion towards that as someone freshly turned eighteen - you're an adult now in others' eyes, so you MUST take responsibility towards that sort of thing even if you don't feel all grown up yet.

And just...A litter? REALLY? If they're built upright and have large heads like a human then it is safe to say that giving birth to a litter would be impractical. I can understand going for triplets if you're unsure if they would go by worg or human reproductive things, but even that much can have bad complications. A sixteen year old girl that had triplets was fainting because of the toll it took on their body.

[kaysper]

Not touching the child rape with a ten foot pole, but instead focusing on a pet peeve; super speshul worgen druids, and the belief that "im a drood!" grants immunity from the worgen curse.

No.

Night elf druids couldn't control the pack form, even with their experience with shapeshifting and connection to the emerald dream. Malfurion took one look at it and went "...Nice try, but no thanks."

I'm pretty sure that if purple super druids couldn't have a handle on the form, neither could Gilnean harvest witches. Especially not TEN YEAR OLDS.

[blazecheetah]

MUST BE POSTED EVERY TIME PACK FORM IS DISCUSSED:

[kaysper]

Oh ye gods, that is a beautiful moment. Right saved clicked, and to be used for future arguments over how being a druid somehow gives people a +10 against being a crazy ass wolf thing.

[blazecheetah]

I'd bet Mr. Stormrage was bruised for a while after that one, too. He hit hard enough to snap off part of that tree or whatever that is there. Cenarius nerfed him TO THE GROUND

[arachnogeek]

Leaving the squick aside for funnier things, I enjoy anyone who rants about godmodding, metagaming, or correct spelling and grammar in their flags.

Mr. Cowsicle hates godmodding, so don't you dare think you can injure him.
Mr. Cowsicle hates metagaming, so you should know exactly what temperature his body is.
Mr. Cowsicle hates bad spelling a grammar, reread his flag carefully and enjoy....

[golden_shisa]

Your comment made me reread it, and I found another little nugget of humor. Apparently his skinny and long cow tail is frozen completely through. He's going to get a nasty surprise if it catches in anything or gets bumped.

[_dante_sparda_]

oo snap.

>.>

[thinginthetub]

Well. She'd have been 90 in dog years, so that makes it okay, right?

Right?

[deadborder]

Whenever I see someone use rape as RP backstory, I have a desire to reach through the screen and punch their face in. Twice.

OTOH, a note to Mr Death-Moo. If you need to provide your own quotes about how badarse you are, then you fail at badarse. It is not something you can create or manufacture, and certainly not something you can simply put on your flag and have universally accepted.

Badarse has to be earned. And you, sir, have not earned it