I've been an ardent screenshotter of bad roleplay profiles for years, but rarely sit down and clear them out. 30 minutes later, I amassed a groan-worthy blast from the past. Warning: rape and a ERPer await.
Oh no. Oh no. A little girl with extra speshul powers that gets kidnapped and raped by wild worgen and has puppies. Rape does not equal "deep and tragic", you twit!
Glad to know that the most important thing about your character is that she's packing heat. In the middle of Darnassus.
Watch out, we got a badass over here. The first thing we see of him is three quotes trying to make him come off as the scariest thing on two hooves. Then you get to the point where he weighs over 800 pounds and is frozen solid, and can't even try to take him seriously anymore.
So succubi can have a wiener that's shaped like a horse's and a dog's...at the same time. I learned a new fact about their anatomy. Loves cervical penetration too, a fantasy that makes any actual woman that thinks about it wince and cross her legs.
So anything that can make semen works, huh, and she likes bestiality?
Oh baby.