He's a great buncha guys!

[lurkythespork]

No, seriously, apparently this character is an army of one.

Comments

[metalsyko]

I really wanted to do a snappy pseudo-IC zinger as Alexander Armstrong in regards to this asshattery but my brain is about 85% banana puree at this point. So I'll just stick with the short and sweet

OH HELL NAW.

[deathwiser]

Well, I'm off.
*flips table casually*
'Kay, bye. Forever.
*walks away*

[lurkythespork]

Just to be clear, it wasn't something I said, was it?

[deathwiser]

Nope, it was this character.

[halogin]

Almost makes me sad that my gung-ho Argent-Crusade-is-Awesome dwarfadin isn't on Moon Guard, just because things like this guy's made-up self-importance ping my contrary streak. :)

[lurkythespork]

I was sorely tempted, I assure you.

"Are you really? Hmm, that's...well. That's very...interesting. And...uh-huh, personal bodyguards, you say? Right there around you? Well...all right, if you say so. I think...Yes, I do believe I hear my wife calling me to supper. Across town. Yes, well, good luck with all that, friend..."

[deathy_the_sock]

THE ARMSTRONG SUISHNESS HAS BEEN PASSED DOWN FOR GENERATIONS!

[lurkythespork]

Nope, not nitpicky. A "deleted scene" from my sporking had lines like "There's no Norelco on Azeroth", and an unflattering picture of Rutger Hauer from Hobo With a Shotgun.