When typos are more correct than the original...

[lurkythespork]

...it's just funny.

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[lauraluv]

She says she has purplish skin, and then in that same paragraph says she is "azure".... which is blue.

"Inevitable" as in, she's going to be sitting in the Loin's Pride Inn, when suddenly an emote will pop up - "Miranda's breast suddenly, inevitably, pops out of her top, much to her dismay."

[eclairpuff]

Her boobs obviously use anime physics. That's what I saw.

Also, those "ponytails" are not a pretty hairstyle that would make you stand out to everyone. If anything, they'd think you look childish and would probably not give you a second glance.(they were a horrible addition to the Night Elf hairstyles. :| )

Ugh. My eyes.

[lurkythespork]

Now, how they manage to gainax is a good question, considering she's wearing tight leather clothing...

[eclairpuff]

Hmm, you are on to something there, Lurky. I demand to know how this works.

[metalsyko]

Also, those "ponytails" are not a pretty hairstyle that would make you stand out to everyone. If anything, they'd think you look childish and would probably not give you a second glance.(they were a horrible addition to the Night Elf hairstyles. :| )

When they first were released, my husband was going through all of his characters looking at the new ones, and the only races he didn't have were Night Elves, so he hopped onto my Night Elf hunter to take a peep at them. I had logged out in my RP gear, which was the tuxedo pants and a Sage's Cloth of the Random Enchantment shirt, which when paired with the tuxedo pants, looks like a casual long-sleeved shirt.

He gave her the ponytails, and started walking back and forth in front of the barbershop muttering "holy Jesus it's like every naughty babysitter line I can think of is smacking me right in the face ... was the nelf female walk ALWAYS this ... prancy?"

Not only are they eye-rollingly cliche, but they look so terrible. All lumpy and streaky.

[blazecheetah]

[deadborder]

The very embodiment of Night Elf femininity

So... she's built like a brick outhouse, has fangs, is somewhat terrfying and could rip your limbs off?

[blazecheetah]

Yeah people somehow seem to miss that night elf girls aren't frilly delicate flowers.

[hadeed]

Traumatizes orcs, stabs people in the throat with arrows, and offers the flesh of her enemies to the fires of Elune in Desolace.

I love night elves. I just don't love all their players.

[blot]

Wait... Did I read that right or did she say 'Loin's Pride Inn'. Fruedian sliiiip.

[lurkythespork]

She did, and I want it codified. NAO.

[blot]

It needs to be a guild. Or a website full of terrible Moon Guard Desc.s