When typos are more correct than the original...
...it's just funny.
So here's a gem I ran across in Dalaran.
Her name is Miranda, with a funky accent over the latter "a". She is a night elf--or at least, her character model is. The actual character is something that is an insult to the species...
Well, the first thing that really jumped out at me was her telling us that she spends her downtime in the "Loin's Pride Inn". I vote we adopt this name for Moon Guard's eyesore at once. It's brilliant!
Let's see, she's constantly walking around doing the snake-arms thing. I mean, that looks great in an actual dance, but it just gets awkward as you're strolling down the street, shopping, or cooking dinner. "I'm sorry, ma'am, but I can't fit you with a dress while you're flailing your arms around constantly! Please! You just backhanded my assistant in the face!"
This made me laugh: "enjoying the subtle creature comforts of the humans". Well, if you think the Loin's Pride Inn is subtle, Randy, I'd hate to find out what you think is blatant.
The last thing I have to say about this for now is about how her dress is fighting an "inevitable" battle to keep her lady-lumps from kasproinging out into full view. "Inevitable" is her word. It's almost like she knows she's playing a dime-a-dozen dancer-prostitute character...
So here's a gem I ran across in Dalaran.
Her name is Miranda, with a funky accent over the latter "a". She is a night elf--or at least, her character model is. The actual character is something that is an insult to the species...
Well, the first thing that really jumped out at me was her telling us that she spends her downtime in the "Loin's Pride Inn". I vote we adopt this name for Moon Guard's eyesore at once. It's brilliant!
Let's see, she's constantly walking around doing the snake-arms thing. I mean, that looks great in an actual dance, but it just gets awkward as you're strolling down the street, shopping, or cooking dinner. "I'm sorry, ma'am, but I can't fit you with a dress while you're flailing your arms around constantly! Please! You just backhanded my assistant in the face!"
This made me laugh: "enjoying the subtle creature comforts of the humans". Well, if you think the Loin's Pride Inn is subtle, Randy, I'd hate to find out what you think is blatant.
The last thing I have to say about this for now is about how her dress is fighting an "inevitable" battle to keep her lady-lumps from kasproinging out into full view. "Inevitable" is her word. It's almost like she knows she's playing a dime-a-dozen dancer-prostitute character...