I feel like I'm cheating with this one...

Nov 08, 2011 03:07

I went looking for something to post here, and, unfortunately I chose Moon Guard. Specifically.... *whimpers* Goldshire... *tries not to cry*


Somehow I survived, but after poking around (and on one occasion vomiting), I found a suitable flag. I was going to post it all at once, but I think I'll break it up to better provide commentary on this one.



So far so... good? Not much to say here, though I will point out she's choosing to besmirch the great Uther. The "Available!" in the "Currently" line made me chuckle inwardly though.




Okay, so she's a human toon, but is RPing a half-draenei. Do I even need to say it? If not for Garona Halforcen, I would point out draenei DNA should be completely incompatible with species from other planets, but... well, Garona. Oh yeah, and apparently she has a tail.




Okay, this is better than expected. At least there's some thought put into the character. Nice to know.




Occasional spelling error and that half-draenei thing aside, this is actually not bad. Why did I think this worth posting?
Oh yeah, there's this...



Yes madam. You do have to wear clothes.
Now wait a minute. That also isn't that terrible. I'm glad not everyone in Goldshire is there for perverted reas--



SONUVABITCH!
Yeah, I didn't bother saving the rest of it, since it's just a list of fetishes.
I felt like it was cheating, since almost every flag was nothing but a love letter to themselves, urging everyone else to drag them off for... yeah, you know. It's almost a shame, since this person was pretty tame until that last bit. Could have been a real character. Alas, no. Just another vessel for self-gratification. I like porn as much as any guy, but why must it be in WoW? And just how did Goldshire on Moon Guard become the designated ERP location? I digress.

I was also going to add my own flag for discrimination (I do want to improve, if I'm able), but the servers went down before I could take any screenshots. So it'll have to be this.

Can we add a tag for G.I.R.L. (Guys In Real Life, or Guys on the Internet Roleplaying Lesbians)? I'm almost certain this is one.

blatant erper, flagrsp, ruined forever, moon guard is made of fail, rp outfit, draenei, you must be this tall to rp

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