I come bearing gifts.

Nov 02, 2011 13:38


We have a doozy, here. On my way between the auction house and the mailbox raising professions on my paladin, I came across this. The "Currently" made me suspicious. I was rewarded.
YOU MUST BE OVER 9000 YEARS OLD TO READ. )

blatant erper, moon guard is made of fail, demon in disguise, lore-crushing, yer doin it wrong, pretty princess, ow my retinas, flagrsp, wall of text, purple prose, you must be this tall to rp, blood elf, lolwhut, ooc is not ic, over 9000, demon

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maladjustedcook November 3 2011, 00:04:41 UTC

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shaid21 November 3 2011, 06:25:31 UTC
Okay so... Unnatural armor that molds perfectly to her figure and inlaid with "silver demonic runes." She has horns. Eyes of no natural (or even Fel, lolwhut?) color for a blood elf. I'm guessing she also has an aura that makes everyone around her ten times dumber that she forgot to mention if no one would ever notice she's demonic.

And maybe add a half-elf tag. She mentions her ears "hinting at a hybrid origin."

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lentilthelegume November 4 2011, 00:58:13 UTC
Strangely, amidst all the purple and that bizarre age requirement, one of the things that really sticks out to me is that this person clearly doesn't understand what 'hinting at everything while revealing nothing' means. It does not mean armour that is painted onto your skin with a huge cleavage on display, and wandering around in your knickers!

Still, I loved it. XD Many laughs.

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eleeniel November 4 2011, 05:33:18 UTC
What a huge chunk of WTF.

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eridaelectric November 4 2011, 23:03:38 UTC
I thought she meant level 23.

I kinda get the idea that she was in the middle of writing some bad erotic story in her flag or something... Just a feeling I get.

The whole mercurial with silver, don't really need the word silver there.

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